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How To Pickup Friendly French-Canadian Girls In Montreal

French-Canadian Girls

French Canadian girls are considered some of the HOTTEST in North America. They are friendly by nature, but become even friendlier when a big baller is tossing dollars around. You’ll notice that many of the French Canadian girls look a bit younger than the nightlife scene back home. That’s because the drinking age in Montreal is 18. We know the best ways to pickup hot French Canadian girls. Here’s how:

Buy Bottles

If you want to end up on our Hall Of Shame list, then by all means, don’t buy bottles. But if you want to make the most of your time in the city, buy bottles. A wise man once said, “If you buy bottles, they will come.” It’s not complicated. Buy bottles. Girls will come. Be a legend.

Learn A Few Pickup Lines

Don’t be the guy in the group not talking to girls. Girls like guys that are social and jerks (reminds them of their absent father) If you know any French, don’t be shy to throw that in, just don’t immediately hit her with, “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” or do…Your call. Use these lines instead:

Je suis jaloux de tes soins de santé gratuits (I am jealous of your free health care)

Est-que tu prends la pilule? (Are you on the pill?)

And an all-time favorite (even though we know it’s not true)

Je suis ammanchée comme un taureau (I’m hung like a bull)

Be Aggressive

The world is for the takers. You can be whoever you want to be when you visit Montreal. Always wanted to be a doctor? Well, now you can be! Here’s one: say you’re a porn star and put Ron Jeremy to shame. Montreal is the Sin City of Canada so chances are she won’t even bat an eye. Besides, Canadians are more reserved than Americans so a guy that takes charge will easily be able to invite girls back to party with the boys.

Bring A Sandwich To A Buffet

Hot French Canadian girls attract other hot French Canadian girls. That’s why our party girls are the perfect option for groups trying to meet friendly locals. Not only are they a great time to hang out and have fun with, they give you the social proof you need to bring other hot French-Canadians to your table. Be a Hall Of Famer, bring our local party girls out for a night on the town.  We source the finest young and impressionable ladies to ensure your group is not standing around staring at each other.

Don’t be that guy who goes “Oh, I don’t pay for girls” you know who has a problem paying for girls?  Poor people. In our biased opinion, party girls are great economics considering they cost about the same as a bottle and are forced to hangout with you and laugh at your terrible jokes. It’s Money in the bank.
Montreal Girls

Choose The Right Fishing Spot

When picking a club, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.The most expensive, badass clubs are cool, but not always the best for picking up girls. To be a big fish there you’re going to have to spend more. Depending on how price sensitive AKA “cheap” your group is, head to one of the lesser quality institutions and be a big fish in a small pond. Girls don’t like cheap guys, they like rich guys and bottle service.

Posted on: 24 Apr 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Montreal Nightclubs Vs. Las Vegas Nightclubs

Montreal and Las Vegas are some of the best cities in North America to have a bachelor party. Each city appeals to a different type of bachelor party. You don’t have to be a party animal to know that Montreal nightclubs are different than Las Vegas nightclubs. Beyond the obvious differences between the two cities such as size and weather, Montreal and Las Vegas each have their respective nightlife strengths and weaknesses. Here’s a look at the differences between Montreal and Las Vegas nightclubs:

Quality

Vegas is known for its nightlife because frankly there is nothing else to do in the middle of desert. It is home to arguably some of the best nightclubs in the world. From 1Oak to Marquee to Hakkasan, it’s easy to find whatever type of club you are looking for in Vegas. However, with this reputation, comes pretentious douchebags and long lines. Montreal’s nightlife, on the other hand, is underrated and often people are surprised at how good Montreal’s nightclubs are. La Voute and Bord’elle are two of the best and within walking distance of each other. Club goers are laid back and French Canadian girls  are very “friendly”.

Montreal Nightclubs

VIP

Montreal has everything that is great about VIP without the show that Vegas has. In Vegas, you have people crowding around your table, slower table service, and you have to pay more money for a better location. Everything about VIP in Vegas is about who can spend more money. Montreal is more relaxed. It’s a city where clubbing is all about getting a table and bottles. If you’re not getting bottle service, you’re doing it wrong. You’ll still enjoy the benefits of VIP like status and location in Montreal with bottles, but there’s no specific reserved VIP section like Vegas.

Montreal Las Vegas VIP

Price

When it comes to costs, Montreal blows Vegas out of the water. It’d be difficult for a bachelor party to spend under a $1,000…just to get their foot in the door in Vegas. You’ll find it hard to get in anywhere with a big group of guys. Montreal is a different story. You can have an epic weekend with a $1,000 budget. Considering a bottle is only $250, going out in Montreal is reasonable. Oh, and we’ll make sure you get in to the best clubs in the city…with a group of hot, young, and impressionable party girls. Sounds a lot better than the sausage fest you’d roll up to the club with in Vegas.

Montreal Las Vegas Party Girls

 

Posted on: 09 Jul 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
The Ultimate Guide To Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018

The Breakdown:

The F1 Canadian Grand Prix is one of two Grand Prix’s in North America (the other being Austin, Texas) and Montreal plays host to the international event that attracts over half a million visitors every early June. This year Montreal Grand Prix weekend 2018 will take place June 8th-10th.

Why Experience Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018?

The Canadian Grand Prix is on par with the Super Bowl for Montreal. At this point, it’s pretty much considered a holiday in Montreal. It brings F1 race fans to town and big time party goers from all over the world.

Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018

This is the most exclusive and expensive weekend in Montreal; however, with the right connections, it can be the best. We’ll make sure you don’t crash and burn!

Is Grand Prix Right For You?

Pairing the biggest weekend in Montreal with your bachelor party can either be a recipe for success or disaster. Because of high demand, prices are significantly higher than any other weekend. Montreal Grand Prix weekend is not for the price sensitive.

If price is less of a concern, Grand Prix will take your bachelor party to a whole new level. The atmosphere is like no other; clubs expand, major streets are closed off to traffic and celebrities are abound. This weekend is often less about the race and more about the parties. Large groups must be mindful that venues require purchase commitments during this weekend.

Most importantly, here’s what to do, where to eat, and where to party during Montreal’s Grand Prix weekend 2018:

What To Do?

The Race

Of course, the main highlight of the weekend is the race that takes place on Sunday afternoon. If you want, you can go on Friday and Saturday, to watch the practice runs and prelims. However, it’s a pain to get to the racetrack with the traffic. We’re not going to sugarcoat this: be ready to spend if you want to go to the race. The cheapest ticket you can find with a decent view of the track will cost you $450, but if you want to experience the race the right way, ball out on a $7,000 hospitality package. Most of time, it doesn’t matter though because our clients get too drunk or too hungover to even go.

Grand Prix Montreal 2018

Legs And Eggs

With so much going on during Grand Prix weekend, sometimes it is better to just stay at your house (Don’t stay at a hotel during Grand Prix, they all require 3 night minimums) and have breakfast made for you by two hot, local French Canadian girls. Always a crowd pleaser, it’s the best way to understand the culture… served fresh by two Montreal hotties.

Topless Beer Pong

Grand Prix weekend is special so why not spice up your usual beer pong game with your buddies by adding some topless girls into the mix? To be honest, there is nothing that bonds a group of guys better than boobs and booze. It’s a great way to pregame all the festivals and parties happening in the city. Get Schwartz’s catered during the event to line your stomach for the damage you’ll do to your body in the coming hours.

Crescent Street Festival  

All your cheap, sleazy friends will enjoy this one. There’s no better place to be than Crescent Street on Grand Prix weekend. It becomes the main party area during the race weekend. From Thursday to Saturday, the street is closed off and turns into a free festival. There are DJs, cars, food, and hot girls…Exactly what you need for a successful bachelor party.

2018 Grand Prix Montreal

Where To Eat?

F1 weekend is the time for Montreal’s food scene to shine. Already considered one of the best in North America, food plays a big factor in doing Grand Prix right. Every restaurant is trying to sell you their biggest bottle of wine, the most oz’s of Kobe Beef, and 10 pound, $350 lobster. It’s not uncommon for most restaurants to make 40% of their annual revenue in this weekend to give you a grasp of the volume and insanity of the weekend. Many of the best restaurants book up in January and February for this weekend, but miracles can happen. Here’s where to eat during Grand Prix weekend:

Supper Clubs

Supper clubs, for those of you who don’t know or don’t have enough money to experience one, are gourmet restaurants that turn into nightclubs with crazy hot, model staff. Again, the theme of the weekend is money so be ready to spend if you hit up a supper club. We recommend Soubois because they always host some of the best parties during Grand Prix, but we have insider access to some unlisted parties. Message us or give us a call today to find out more.

Poutine

There’s no way you can visit Montreal without stuffing your face with poutine. It’s best enjoyed drunk so head to one of Montreal’s poutine institutions such as La Banquise or Poutineville. If you are the classier bunch, head to Aux Pieds Cochon for a more upscale, less drunk (or more, your call.) poutine experience.   

Steakhouses

Montreal has some of the best steakhouses in North America. Moishes, named by Forbes as one of the best steakhouses in the world, is a great place to go for a group of guys. La Queue De Cheval is another fantastic option. A bit more upscale than Moishes, but you can’t beat their private dining rooms (perfect for a post dinner girl on girl show) and their cigar lounge. Scotch, cigars, great food… Great way to start a night.

How To Party

Grand prix weekend is so much more than cars going in circles around a racetrack. Most people don’t care about the race anyway, no one can name any of the drivers. However, everyone who comes to town is ready to party. Every club in Montreal hosts some sort of event or party during the weekend and most have something happening Thursday to Sunday (Few people know that Sunday is actually the best night to party because that’s when all the racers and their crews come out) The table minimums for every club is higher this weekend so be ready to get bottles, but don’t feel pressured to hit the clubs, there’s tons of free festivals and events going on. Here’s how to do F1 weekend right:

Bigger Isn’t Always Better

The big flashy parties sound cool, but often times it’s just rich douchebags looking at each other. For example, when we hit the Ferrari party last year, there were a bunch of old dudes and we were wondering where the hot girls were. Sometimes it’s better to be a big fish in a small pond and hit up a club like Rouge where hot, local girls from all over the country are partying. Bring some party girls to get even more attention from the young, impressionable girls.

Day Drinking

Usually, Montreal isn’t the best day partying city like Las Vegas for your bachelor party, but Grand Prix weekend changes the game. Like we mentioned earlier, Crescent street has a huge festival, but so do St. Laurent and Peel Streets. The Peel Paddock, located between St.Catherine and de Maisonneuve (walkable from all our houses), is the best place to day drink during the weekend. There’s also tons of bars built out into the streets and most places turn into good day drinking spots that otherwise would suck any other time of the year.  

2018 F1 Grand Prix Montreal Guide

Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018 Tips

There’s a lot of fun to be had during Grand Prix weekend, but it’s all about knowing where to go and doing the weekend right.  Here’s our best tips:

-Bring the corporate credit card

-Bring a super wealthy friend

-Leave the cheap guys at home

-Keep an open mind to local spots

-Local places= local girls  

Want to experience Montreal Grand Prix with us? Call us at 1-877-690-4919 or check out our packages.

Posted on: 18 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Best Cigar Lounges In Montreal

Your bachelor party is a time for you and your buddies to get together and bond over trying new things. New city, new food, jello wrestling with strippers… Sometimes though there is nothing better than a familiar vice, a good old fashioned cigar washed down with a strong scotch. It’s something that your girlfriend/wife/mistress wouldn’t approve of, but is always a crowd pleaser with the boys. Here are the best Montreal cigar lounges:

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

La Casa Del Habano

La Casa Del Habano is where The Most Interesting Man in the World would go if he were to smoke a cigar in Montreal. Located in the heart of downtown, Casa has one of the largest selection of Cubans in North America, bound to put some hair on your shaved chest. It has any type of cigar you could ever want in their walk in humidor. The smoking area has an open floor plan, great for large groups. For the cigar connoisseur, they have Cohiba, Behike, Partagas, Montecristo, and Davidoff on hand. Pair a trip to Casa with a supper club and a lesbian show and you’ll have yourself an unforgettable night.

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

Chez Alexandre

The combination restaurant and cigar lounge is a great place to kick off the night before heading to one of the great, morally sound institutions Montreal has to offer. Peel Street’s Chez Alexandre’s smoking room is small, a bit like your grandfather’s man cave, but can still accommodate larger groups and is a nice place to have an after dinner drink, cigar, and watch a game on their wide screen TV’s. For the cigar connoisseur, they have Cohiba, Behike, Partagas, Montecristo, and Davidoff on hand.

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

Stogies Cigar Lounge  

Stogies is not your father’s cigar lounge. With its sleek design and outdoor seating overlooking the action on Crescent, Stogies is the perfect spot for a group that enjoys the atmosphere more than the actual smoke. Many locals, including some friendly French Canadian girls, visit the lounge before a night out. For the sake of your night though, whatever you do after, go out here instead of Crescent.

 

Posted on: 15 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Top 5 Bachelor Party Destinations

When starting the planning process of organizing a bachelor party, there are many details that must be taken into consideration. One of the most important details is where the bachelor party will take place. The destination can often make or break a bachelor party weekend. We’ll go through the list of the top 5 bachelor party destinations in North America, from the most obvious choices to less likely options.

5. Atlantic City

pictureWe were debating on whether AC or NYC should grab the 5th spot, but after carefully assessing all of the pros and cons, we opted to throw Atlantic City in at 5. AC is Las Vegas’ dirty ugly cousin. If you are in need of a gambling fix, and don’t want to leave the Northeast for your bachelor party, Atlantic City is the solution to your problems. Atlantic City’s strip clubs are BYOB, which makes for a very interesting night. Don’t forget your hand sanitizer! There’s a multitude of places to stay on the cheap and there are decent restaurants in some of the casinos, so not all is bad in the AC. Atlantic City serves a purpose, it’s a hit or miss kind of town, so after you exhausted all other options, head to Atlantic city for a bachelor party.

4. Miami

pictureMiami is slowly becoming a popular option for bachelor parties. Sun, sand, and booze never make for a bad plan! Miami has some of the slickest boutique hotels anywhere in the world with beautiful people everywhere. As for the girls, your cologne better smell like freshly printed money or they aren’t going to give you a whiff. Like all great bachelor party destinations, you’ll need to have a solid hook-up in Miami to get a big group of guys in anywhere.

pictureSimilar to Vegas, all of the best nightclubs are very expensive, with venues that will give away your reservation without notice. The Strip Clubs are huge and fun but they are all far from South Beach, which makes for hitting up multiple venues in one night difficult. One of the main reasons you decided upon Miami is the fact that the weather is beautiful, just make sure you go during the right time of year or you’ll be partying in a Hurricane shelter. Miami is an ambitious bachelor party destination, and, weather permitting, a very good choice.

3. New Orleans

pictureNew Orleans is a city steeped in history. NOLA has had its troubles of late, but seems to be slowly bouncing back from Hurricane Katrina. It has a distinct Creole flair similar to the French Canadians up in Montreal. New Orleans is becoming a popular bachelor party destination because of the abundant culture found in town, and due to the fact that prices aren’t stratospheric like Vegas or Miami. However, finding a good strip club in New Orleans is a crapshoot, you never know what you’re going to get.

pictureThere’s no better time to go down to NOLA then Mardi Gras, as the city is taken over by revelers looking to party hard. I would only recommend going during an off-summer period. I thought Montreal’s humidity was bad until I mistakenly went down to New Orleans in the summer: the humidity is overpowering. Although the city has cleaned itself up, don’t go wandering down any side streets, crime is still an issue in the French quarter.

2. Las Vegas

pictureWhen thinking of destinations for a bachelor party, Las Vegas is the first city that comes to everyone’s mind. We’ve all seen The Hangover, and would definitely like to re-create something out of the movie. There is something for everyone in Vegas. Amazing hotels, gambling, delicious restaurants, mega-clubs, mega strip clubs, gun ranges, etc.

pictureYou most definitely have to go to Vegas at least once for a bachelor party, it is the definition of living every man’s dream. Since no one is really from Las Vegas, going out to a club is the same for everyone, because everyone is a tourist. Las Vegas strip clubs are warehouse style with many levels of VIP and champagne rooms. If you want to enjoy yourself, then you better bring some of those gambling winnings. No doubt, Vegas is a good choice for a bachelor party destination, but sometimes it just isn’t suitable. Budget constraints, travel distance, or just the fact that you’ve done Vegas so many times may be some of the reasons that people get turned off by Sin City.

1. Montreal

pictureMontreal has become a big contender as a bachelor party destination. It has been slow growth through word of mouth and curious travelers. We hear it all of the time, “I have never even thought of coming here for a bachelor party”. Recently, it seems that more and more people are catching on. Summer is THE time to come to the city. Everyone in Montreal takes full advantage of the warm summer months. The city is inundated with amazing international festivals and the Formula One Grand Prix. There is plenty to do no matter when you come in.

picture Another reason why Montreal is a big draw is due to its pricing. Compared to the other cities on the list, prices are significantly lower. The strip clubs in Montreal are world-renowned as they are not only small and intimate but they are notoriously “full-contact”. It is known that Montreal has some of the best looking women anywhere in the world and it’s glaringly obvious as soon as you hit one of the many nightclubs. There is a big emphasis here on food and drink, so expect your bachelor party to be well fed when visiting. The culture of Montreal is intoxicating, and you’ll see what everyone is talking about after you visit on a memorable bachelor party.

Did you expect us not to put Montreal as the #1 bachelor party destination?

Posted on: 06 Jun 2012
Posted by: Rod
Montreal Strippers: Top 5 Reasons Why They Are Better

You’ve probably heard that the strip clubs in Montreal are some of the best in the world. The real reason is that Montreal strippers are the best in the world! Here’s what makes them so much better:

5. Friendly

Unlike Las Vegas, Montreal strippers are actually pretty down to earth and friendly, although they’re still strippers! Don’t expect her to be as chill as your yoga instructor, but overall, most people find them refreshing to deal with.

4. Local

One of the biggest differences here in Montreal is that the strippers are actually from Montreal (and surrounding areas). Most have a nice French Canadian accent and can give you further insight into the Montreal culture, instead of stories of what it was like when communism collapsed in an accent that makes you think of Rocky 4.

3. They Love to Party

Montreal strippers like to party. They are known to mix business and pleasure (not what you were thinking). Unlike other cities, the girls here are free to hangout and drink with the customers. Likewise, it’s not uncommon for the girls to come out and party with us, and they sure know how to party!

2. Lesbians

While they will not write you a folk song, they do engage in lesbian acts at the strip clubs here in Montreal. Just a few 20’s and the next thing you know Mercedes and Kia have merged on the bachelor’s lap. Strippers like these sure set the tone for an epic Montreal bachelor party.

1. Hot!

Lets face it, most of us guys are as deep as a puddle. I am sure you know plenty of friendly, local girls who like to party, however they also look like they could snap for Tom Brady. If strippers aren’t hot, then what’s the point? Fortunately, Montreal is known for having amazing talent. Just look at the pics on our site.

Posted on: 06 Jun 2012
Posted by: Oren
Montreal Urban Dictionary
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While everyone in Montreal speaks English there are some unique terms and slang you should know so you do not look like a complete tourist. This is our Montreal urban dictionary

Poutine

A Montreal delicacy! french fries with cheese and gravy. Known as disco fries in the Tri-state area. A must try and everywhere has it. There are some places that only serve variations of Poutine 24hrs a day such as La Banquise. If you are drunk after the bars/clubs close Poutine will seem like a great idea. Trust us, it is way tastier than you think. When in Rome….

Smoked Meat

Known to the rest of the world as hot pastrami or smoked brisket. Montreal Smoked meat is far Superior than anything you will get at a New York deli (that’s right). Schwartz’s is the king of smoked meat in Montreal and is worth the long lines. If you want to avoid long lines go at an off hour such as after 2pm or before 5pm.

Depanneur

More commonly referred to as a dep. is the Quebec term for a convenience/corner store. Ask a local “where is the closest dep. I can buy cigarettes” and you will look like a pro.

Tabarnak

The most common French Canadian swear/curse. It has nearly become the same as “fuck” and its derivatives in its usage. Correct usage: “I spilled my beer. Tabarnak!” Incorrect usage “Let’s tabarnak!”.

Loonie and Toonie

Loonie referrers to the Canadian dollar coin (there are no dollar bills) that has a Loon on it. The toonie is the two dollar coin.

Metro

The subway system in Montreal.

Shooters

Shots.

Cinq à sept

Pronounced “Sank-a-set” translates to “5 to 7” know as Happy Hour to Americans. This is where you find the after work crowd. Thursday and Friday are the best days for Cinq à sept.

The Habs

The Montreal Canadians hockey team. Habs is short for the teams french nickname “Les Habitants”.

Montreal tuxedo

Play on the Canadian Tuxedo. A Habs jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal functions.

Posted on: 27 May 2012
Posted by: Oren
Why August Is The Best Month For A Bachelor Party In Montreal

While there is no bad time to have a bachelor party during the summer in Montreal, in our opinion though, August is the best month to come to Montreal. It’s the tail end of summer so the city is not as packed like June and July. There are tons of cool festivals happening every weekend during the month and last, but not least, local universities are back in session. I wonder what that means…

Osheaga

The first weekend of August (August 3-5) is Osheaga, the biggest music festival in Canada. It takes place only a 10 minute Uber ride away at Jean-Drapeau Park. It always brings in big artists and this year is no exception. It also attracts big crowds from all over North America and the world. Many festival goers go out after so clubs are packed this weekend, but we’ll make sure you’re partying with all the big names since we know what clubs they go to and can get you in. Just like Grand Prix Weekend, it brings in incredibly hot girls from all over.

Osheaga Bachelor Party

Île Soniq

Taking place the weekend after Osheaga (August 9-11), Île Soniq is not as popular, but just as fun. It’s crowd is a little different than Osheaga since the festival is more geared towards EDM fans, but usually some of the DJs that played the festival, DJ the clubs at night. We’ll walk you right into these hard to get into spots this weekend and make sure you see a big name DJ if that is your thing.

Montreal Ile Soniq

Tam-Tams

If hanging out and being surrounded by people on copious amount of drugs sounds like somewhere you want to be, then this is your scene. Taking place every Sunday, Tam-Tams is a good place to soak in the sun and sweat out your hangover after brunch.

Montreal Bachelor Party August

PoutineFest

When visiting Montreal, you have to try poutine. PoutineFest has you covered. Taking place in the Old Port from July 31st to August 5th, PoutineFest brings out the best poutine from around the city and country. From foie gras to macaroni to duck poutine, the fest has it all. Grab a few drinks, some poutine, and you got yourself a great afternoon.

Poutine Fest Montreal

College Girls

Finally, hot college girls come back to Montreal with the start of the school year around the corner. Most have nothing to do so you’ll find plenty of them when you go out. Friendly French-Canadian girls are one of Montreal’s best assets.

Posted on: 18 Jul 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Best Pool / Day Parties In Montreal

We get calls all of the time from guys asking what there is to do during the day in Montreal. Although our title might suggest Montreal has a vibrant pool/day party scene, we have some good and bad news concerning this. The bad news is unlike Vegas there really is no pool/ day parties in Montreal. The good news is you won’t have to stare at drunk roided’ out muscle heads all afternoon while trying to use your 10th grade French to pick up girls. Fortunately, Montreal has some cooler daytime activities ranging from girlfriend/ wife approved to fast pass to divorce.

We never recommend to stack the day with too many activities (One daytime activity at most). It’s one of the biggest bachelor party mistakes you can make. Here are the best Montreal daytime options:

Tamer Daytime Options

Axe Throwing

Canada is the real OG of axe throwing. Created by bored lumberjackers, axe throwing somehow became a popular bachelor party activity. A little competition always makes the bachelor party more fun.

White Water Rafting

What better to wake up from a wild night and a pounding headache than getting your adrenaline pumping by rafting in the Lachine Rapids. Your crew will hate you for making them roll out of bed early, but you’ll feel refreshed after getting soaked. By the time you’re done, it’s time to grab drinks at the next recommended spot.

Drinks At Terrace Bonsecours

After all of that physical exercise, it’s time to work out your liver in the Old Port. Head to Terrace Bonsecours, one of the best day drinking spots in Montreal. You’ll find plenty of hot, friendly French-Canadian girls to hang out with while you pre-game the night and have a great view of Montreal’s skyline.

Montreal Pool Parties

More Memorable Daytime Options

Bloody Mary Bar

Why have a hangover when you can chase the hair of the dog? Start your morning (or end your night) with a Bloody Mary bar and be served by two topless strippers. Add in some party girls to make sure you guys don’t just stand around and stare at each other. It’s sure to be a liquid breakfast the bachelor will never forget.

College Girl Pub Crawl

Be led around by two (or more) local, college hotties with low GPAs and lower aspirations to various bars. Don’t waste your time searching for cool hipster places you don’t care about. We can tailor the pub crawl however you would like. Just let us know how sloppy you are trying to get.

Ultimate Daytime Saturday Itinerary

To make your bachelor party as epic as possible, we’ve put together an Ultimate Daytime Saturday itinerary that combines some of the best Montreal bachelor party activities.

10 AM: Set The Tone

Start the morning right! Wake up to a Bloody Mary Bar with as many topless strippers and waiters as your heart desires and your eyes can handle. Mornings will never be the same again.

Montreal Day Party

12 PM: Keep The Buzz Going

Once the buzz starts wearing off from the Bloody Mary Bar, keep the day partying going by going on a pub crawl with two or more hot college girls. They’re hand picked for their great assets.

3 PM: Montreal Delicacy

If you come to Montreal, you have to try smoked meat. Don’t even bother going on a Saturday because the line can be up to two hours long. Skip the line and get Schwartz’s catered to your place to line your stomach for the night ahead. Throw in a midget or topless waitress to the mix to take it to the next level.

5 PM: The Jaw Dropper

Have two hot, local girls come over and deliver a private show of a lifetime . Even the hardest to impress guy in the group will be completely silent and the bachelor may even reconsider his upcoming marriage. We consider that a successful show.

Pool Party Montreal

6 PM: Havana’s Finest  

Head to Montreal’s best cigar lounge, Stogies, to smoke some hard to find Cuban cigars while sipping on premium Scotch. You’ll immediately feel the chest hair sprouting.

8PM: The Last Supper

Down the street from Stogies is one of Montreal’s best supper clubs, Sousbois. Close out your extended afternoon and start the night with a great menu and more drinks. You can write the rest of the story from here…

 

   

 

Posted on: 21 Jun 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon