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How To Pickup Friendly French-Canadian Girls In Montreal

French-Canadian Girls

French Canadian girls are considered some of the HOTTEST in North America. They are friendly by nature, but become even friendlier when a big baller is tossing dollars around. You’ll notice that many of the French Canadian girls look a bit younger than the nightlife scene back home. That’s because the drinking age in Montreal is 18. We know the best ways to pickup hot French Canadian girls. Here’s how:

Buy Bottles

If you want to end up on our Hall Of Shame list, then by all means, don’t buy bottles. But if you want to make the most of your time in the city, buy bottles. A wise man once said, “If you buy bottles, they will come.” It’s not complicated. Buy bottles. Girls will come. Be a legend.

Learn A Few Pickup Lines

Don’t be the guy in the group not talking to girls. Girls like guys that are social and jerks (reminds them of their absent father) If you know any French, don’t be shy to throw that in, just don’t immediately hit her with, “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” or do…Your call. Use these lines instead:

Je suis jaloux de tes soins de santé gratuits (I am jealous of your free health care)

Est-que tu prends la pilule? (Are you on the pill?)

And an all-time favorite (even though we know it’s not true)

Je suis ammanchée comme un taureau (I’m hung like a bull)

Be Aggressive

The world is for the takers. You can be whoever you want to be when you visit Montreal. Always wanted to be a doctor? Well, now you can be! Here’s one: say you’re a porn star and put Ron Jeremy to shame. Montreal is the Sin City of Canada so chances are she won’t even bat an eye. Besides, Canadians are more reserved than Americans so a guy that takes charge will easily be able to invite girls back to party with the boys.

Bring A Sandwich To A Buffet

Hot French Canadian girls attract other hot French Canadian girls. That’s why our party girls are the perfect option for groups trying to meet friendly locals. Not only are they a great time to hang out and have fun with, they give you the social proof you need to bring other hot French-Canadians to your table. Be a Hall Of Famer, bring our local party girls out for a night on the town.  We source the finest young and impressionable ladies to ensure your group is not standing around staring at each other.

Don’t be that guy who goes “Oh, I don’t pay for girls” you know who has a problem paying for girls?  Poor people. In our biased opinion, party girls are great economics considering they cost about the same as a bottle and are forced to hangout with you and laugh at your terrible jokes. It’s Money in the bank.
Montreal Girls

Choose The Right Fishing Spot

When picking a club, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.The most expensive, badass clubs are cool, but not always the best for picking up girls. To be a big fish there you’re going to have to spend more. Depending on how price sensitive AKA “cheap” your group is, head to one of the lesser quality institutions and be a big fish in a small pond. Girls don’t like cheap guys, they like rich guys and bottle service.

Posted on: 24 Apr 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
The Ultimate Guide To Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018

The Breakdown:

The F1 Canadian Grand Prix is one of two Grand Prix’s in North America (the other being Austin, Texas) and Montreal plays host to the international event that attracts over half a million visitors every early June. This year Montreal Grand Prix weekend 2018 will take place June 8th-10th.

Why Experience Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018?

The Canadian Grand Prix is on par with the Super Bowl for Montreal. At this point, it’s pretty much considered a holiday in Montreal. It brings F1 race fans to town and big time party goers from all over the world.

Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018

This is the most exclusive and expensive weekend in Montreal; however, with the right connections, it can be the best. We’ll make sure you don’t crash and burn!

Is Grand Prix Right For You?

Pairing the biggest weekend in Montreal with your bachelor party can either be a recipe for success or disaster. Because of high demand, prices are significantly higher than any other weekend. Montreal Grand Prix weekend is not for the price sensitive.

If price is less of a concern, Grand Prix will take your bachelor party to a whole new level. The atmosphere is like no other; clubs expand, major streets are closed off to traffic and celebrities are abound. This weekend is often less about the race and more about the parties. Large groups must be mindful that venues require purchase commitments during this weekend.

Most importantly, here’s what to do, where to eat, and where to party during Montreal’s Grand Prix weekend 2018:

What To Do?

The Race

Of course, the main highlight of the weekend is the race that takes place on Sunday afternoon. If you want, you can go on Friday and Saturday, to watch the practice runs and prelims. However, it’s a pain to get to the racetrack with the traffic. We’re not going to sugarcoat this: be ready to spend if you want to go to the race. The cheapest ticket you can find with a decent view of the track will cost you $450, but if you want to experience the race the right way, ball out on a $7,000 hospitality package. Most of time, it doesn’t matter though because our clients get too drunk or too hungover to even go.

Grand Prix Montreal 2018

Legs And Eggs

With so much going on during Grand Prix weekend, sometimes it is better to just stay at your house (Don’t stay at a hotel during Grand Prix, they all require 3 night minimums) and have breakfast made for you by two hot, local French Canadian girls. Always a crowd pleaser, it’s the best way to understand the culture… served fresh by two Montreal hotties.

Topless Beer Pong

Grand Prix weekend is special so why not spice up your usual beer pong game with your buddies by adding some topless girls into the mix? To be honest, there is nothing that bonds a group of guys better than boobs and booze. It’s a great way to pregame all the festivals and parties happening in the city. Get Schwartz’s catered during the event to line your stomach for the damage you’ll do to your body in the coming hours.

Crescent Street Festival  

All your cheap, sleazy friends will enjoy this one. There’s no better place to be than Crescent Street on Grand Prix weekend. It becomes the main party area during the race weekend. From Thursday to Saturday, the street is closed off and turns into a free festival. There are DJs, cars, food, and hot girls…Exactly what you need for a successful bachelor party.

2018 Grand Prix Montreal

Where To Eat?

F1 weekend is the time for Montreal’s food scene to shine. Already considered one of the best in North America, food plays a big factor in doing Grand Prix right. Every restaurant is trying to sell you their biggest bottle of wine, the most oz’s of Kobe Beef, and 10 pound, $350 lobster. It’s not uncommon for most restaurants to make 40% of their annual revenue in this weekend to give you a grasp of the volume and insanity of the weekend. Many of the best restaurants book up in January and February for this weekend, but miracles can happen. Here’s where to eat during Grand Prix weekend:

Supper Clubs

Supper clubs, for those of you who don’t know or don’t have enough money to experience one, are gourmet restaurants that turn into nightclubs with crazy hot, model staff. Again, the theme of the weekend is money so be ready to spend if you hit up a supper club. We recommend Soubois because they always host some of the best parties during Grand Prix, but we have insider access to some unlisted parties. Message us or give us a call today to find out more.

Poutine

There’s no way you can visit Montreal without stuffing your face with poutine. It’s best enjoyed drunk so head to one of Montreal’s poutine institutions such as La Banquise or Poutineville. If you are the classier bunch, head to Aux Pieds Cochon for a more upscale, less drunk (or more, your call.) poutine experience.   

Steakhouses

Montreal has some of the best steakhouses in North America. Moishes, named by Forbes as one of the best steakhouses in the world, is a great place to go for a group of guys. La Queue De Cheval is another fantastic option. A bit more upscale than Moishes, but you can’t beat their private dining rooms (perfect for a post dinner girl on girl show) and their cigar lounge. Scotch, cigars, great food… Great way to start a night.

How To Party

Grand prix weekend is so much more than cars going in circles around a racetrack. Most people don’t care about the race anyway, no one can name any of the drivers. However, everyone who comes to town is ready to party. Every club in Montreal hosts some sort of event or party during the weekend and most have something happening Thursday to Sunday (Few people know that Sunday is actually the best night to party because that’s when all the racers and their crews come out) The table minimums for every club is higher this weekend so be ready to get bottles, but don’t feel pressured to hit the clubs, there’s tons of free festivals and events going on. Here’s how to do F1 weekend right:

Bigger Isn’t Always Better

The big flashy parties sound cool, but often times it’s just rich douchebags looking at each other. For example, when we hit the Ferrari party last year, there were a bunch of old dudes and we were wondering where the hot girls were. Sometimes it’s better to be a big fish in a small pond and hit up a club like Rouge where hot, local girls from all over the country are partying. Bring some party girls to get even more attention from the young, impressionable girls.

Day Drinking

Usually, Montreal isn’t the best day partying city like Las Vegas for your bachelor party, but Grand Prix weekend changes the game. Like we mentioned earlier, Crescent street has a huge festival, but so do St. Laurent and Peel Streets. The Peel Paddock, located between St.Catherine and de Maisonneuve (walkable from all our houses), is the best place to day drink during the weekend. There’s also tons of bars built out into the streets and most places turn into good day drinking spots that otherwise would suck any other time of the year.  

2018 F1 Grand Prix Montreal Guide

Montreal Grand Prix Weekend 2018 Tips

There’s a lot of fun to be had during Grand Prix weekend, but it’s all about knowing where to go and doing the weekend right.  Here’s our best tips:

-Bring the corporate credit card

-Bring a super wealthy friend

-Leave the cheap guys at home

-Keep an open mind to local spots

-Local places= local girls  

Want to experience Montreal Grand Prix with us? Call us at 1-877-690-4919 or check out our packages.

Posted on: 18 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Best Cigar Lounges In Montreal

Your bachelor party is a time for you and your buddies to get together and bond over trying new things. New city, new food, jello wrestling with strippers… Sometimes though there is nothing better than a familiar vice, a good old fashioned cigar washed down with a strong scotch. It’s something that your girlfriend/wife/mistress wouldn’t approve of, but is always a crowd pleaser with the boys. Here are the best Montreal cigar lounges:

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

La Casa Del Habano

La Casa Del Habano is where The Most Interesting Man in the World would go if he were to smoke a cigar in Montreal. Located in the heart of downtown, Casa has one of the largest selection of Cubans in North America, bound to put some hair on your shaved chest. It has any type of cigar you could ever want in their walk in humidor. The smoking area has an open floor plan, great for large groups. For the cigar connoisseur, they have Cohiba, Behike, Partagas, Montecristo, and Davidoff on hand. Pair a trip to Casa with a supper club and a lesbian show and you’ll have yourself an unforgettable night.

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

Chez Alexandre

The combination restaurant and cigar lounge is a great place to kick off the night before heading to one of the great, morally sound institutions Montreal has to offer. Peel Street’s Chez Alexandre’s smoking room is small, a bit like your grandfather’s man cave, but can still accommodate larger groups and is a nice place to have an after dinner drink, cigar, and watch a game on their wide screen TV’s. For the cigar connoisseur, they have Cohiba, Behike, Partagas, Montecristo, and Davidoff on hand.

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

Stogies Cigar Lounge  

Stogies is not your father’s cigar lounge. With its sleek design and outdoor seating overlooking the action on Crescent, Stogies is the perfect spot for a group that enjoys the atmosphere more than the actual smoke. Many locals, including some friendly French Canadian girls, visit the lounge before a night out. For the sake of your night though, whatever you do after, go out here instead of Crescent.

 

Posted on: 15 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Top 5 Bachelor Party Destinations

When starting the planning process of organizing a bachelor party, there are many details that must be taken into consideration. One of the most important details is where the bachelor party will take place. The destination can often make or break a bachelor party weekend. We’ll go through the list of the top 5 bachelor party destinations in North America, from the most obvious choices to less likely options.

5. Atlantic City

pictureWe were debating on whether AC or NYC should grab the 5th spot, but after carefully assessing all of the pros and cons, we opted to throw Atlantic City in at 5. AC is Las Vegas’ dirty ugly cousin. If you are in need of a gambling fix, and don’t want to leave the Northeast for your bachelor party, Atlantic City is the solution to your problems. Atlantic City’s strip clubs are BYOB, which makes for a very interesting night. Don’t forget your hand sanitizer! There’s a multitude of places to stay on the cheap and there are decent restaurants in some of the casinos, so not all is bad in the AC. Atlantic City serves a purpose, it’s a hit or miss kind of town, so after you exhausted all other options, head to Atlantic city for a bachelor party.

4. Miami

pictureMiami is slowly becoming a popular option for bachelor parties. Sun, sand, and booze never make for a bad plan! Miami has some of the slickest boutique hotels anywhere in the world with beautiful people everywhere. As for the girls, your cologne better smell like freshly printed money or they aren’t going to give you a whiff. Like all great bachelor party destinations, you’ll need to have a solid hook-up in Miami to get a big group of guys in anywhere.

pictureSimilar to Vegas, all of the best nightclubs are very expensive, with venues that will give away your reservation without notice. The Strip Clubs are huge and fun but they are all far from South Beach, which makes for hitting up multiple venues in one night difficult. One of the main reasons you decided upon Miami is the fact that the weather is beautiful, just make sure you go during the right time of year or you’ll be partying in a Hurricane shelter. Miami is an ambitious bachelor party destination, and, weather permitting, a very good choice.

3. New Orleans

pictureNew Orleans is a city steeped in history. NOLA has had its troubles of late, but seems to be slowly bouncing back from Hurricane Katrina. It has a distinct Creole flair similar to the French Canadians up in Montreal. New Orleans is becoming a popular bachelor party destination because of the abundant culture found in town, and due to the fact that prices aren’t stratospheric like Vegas or Miami. However, finding a good strip club in New Orleans is a crapshoot, you never know what you’re going to get.

pictureThere’s no better time to go down to NOLA then Mardi Gras, as the city is taken over by revelers looking to party hard. I would only recommend going during an off-summer period. I thought Montreal’s humidity was bad until I mistakenly went down to New Orleans in the summer: the humidity is overpowering. Although the city has cleaned itself up, don’t go wandering down any side streets, crime is still an issue in the French quarter.

2. Las Vegas

pictureWhen thinking of destinations for a bachelor party, Las Vegas is the first city that comes to everyone’s mind. We’ve all seen The Hangover, and would definitely like to re-create something out of the movie. There is something for everyone in Vegas. Amazing hotels, gambling, delicious restaurants, mega-clubs, mega strip clubs, gun ranges, etc.

pictureYou most definitely have to go to Vegas at least once for a bachelor party, it is the definition of living every man’s dream. Since no one is really from Las Vegas, going out to a club is the same for everyone, because everyone is a tourist. Las Vegas strip clubs are warehouse style with many levels of VIP and champagne rooms. If you want to enjoy yourself, then you better bring some of those gambling winnings. No doubt, Vegas is a good choice for a bachelor party destination, but sometimes it just isn’t suitable. Budget constraints, travel distance, or just the fact that you’ve done Vegas so many times may be some of the reasons that people get turned off by Sin City.

1. Montreal

pictureMontreal has become a big contender as a bachelor party destination. It has been slow growth through word of mouth and curious travelers. We hear it all of the time, “I have never even thought of coming here for a bachelor party”. Recently, it seems that more and more people are catching on. Summer is THE time to come to the city. Everyone in Montreal takes full advantage of the warm summer months. The city is inundated with amazing international festivals and the Formula One Grand Prix. There is plenty to do no matter when you come in.

picture Another reason why Montreal is a big draw is due to its pricing. Compared to the other cities on the list, prices are significantly lower. The strip clubs in Montreal are world-renowned as they are not only small and intimate but they are notoriously “full-contact”. It is known that Montreal has some of the best looking women anywhere in the world and it’s glaringly obvious as soon as you hit one of the many nightclubs. There is a big emphasis here on food and drink, so expect your bachelor party to be well fed when visiting. The culture of Montreal is intoxicating, and you’ll see what everyone is talking about after you visit on a memorable bachelor party.

Did you expect us not to put Montreal as the #1 bachelor party destination?

Posted on: 06 Jun 2012
Posted by: Rod
Montreal Strippers: Top 5 Reasons Why They Are Better

You’ve probably heard that the strip clubs in Montreal are some of the best in the world. The real reason is that Montreal strippers are the best in the world! Here’s what makes them so much better:

5. Friendly

Unlike Las Vegas, Montreal strippers are actually pretty down to earth and friendly, although they’re still strippers! Don’t expect her to be as chill as your yoga instructor, but overall, most people find them refreshing to deal with.

4. Local

One of the biggest differences here in Montreal is that the strippers are actually from Montreal (and surrounding areas). Most have a nice French Canadian accent and can give you further insight into the Montreal culture, instead of stories of what it was like when communism collapsed in an accent that makes you think of Rocky 4.

3. They Love to Party

Montreal strippers like to party. They are known to mix business and pleasure (not what you were thinking). Unlike other cities, the girls here are free to hangout and drink with the customers. Likewise, it’s not uncommon for the girls to come out and party with us, and they sure know how to party!

2. Lesbians

While they will not write you a folk song, they do engage in lesbian acts at the strip clubs here in Montreal. Just a few 20’s and the next thing you know Mercedes and Kia have merged on the bachelor’s lap. Strippers like these sure set the tone for an epic Montreal bachelor party.

1. Hot!

Lets face it, most of us guys are as deep as a puddle. I am sure you know plenty of friendly, local girls who like to party, however they also look like they could snap for Tom Brady. If strippers aren’t hot, then what’s the point? Fortunately, Montreal is known for having amazing talent. Just look at the pics on our site.

Posted on: 06 Jun 2012
Posted by: Oren
Montreal Urban Dictionary
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While everyone in Montreal speaks English there are some unique terms and slang you should know so you do not look like a complete tourist. This is our Montreal urban dictionary

Poutine

A Montreal delicacy! french fries with cheese and gravy. Known as disco fries in the Tri-state area. A must try and everywhere has it. There are some places that only serve variations of Poutine 24hrs a day such as La Banquise. If you are drunk after the bars/clubs close Poutine will seem like a great idea. Trust us, it is way tastier than you think. When in Rome….

Smoked Meat

Known to the rest of the world as hot pastrami or smoked brisket. Montreal Smoked meat is far Superior than anything you will get at a New York deli (that’s right). Schwartz’s is the king of smoked meat in Montreal and is worth the long lines. If you want to avoid long lines go at an off hour such as after 2pm or before 5pm.

Depanneur

More commonly referred to as a dep. is the Quebec term for a convenience/corner store. Ask a local “where is the closest dep. I can buy cigarettes” and you will look like a pro.

Tabarnak

The most common French Canadian swear/curse. It has nearly become the same as “fuck” and its derivatives in its usage. Correct usage: “I spilled my beer. Tabarnak!” Incorrect usage “Let’s tabarnak!”.

Loonie and Toonie

Loonie referrers to the Canadian dollar coin (there are no dollar bills) that has a Loon on it. The toonie is the two dollar coin.

Metro

The subway system in Montreal.

Shooters

Shots.

Cinq à sept

Pronounced “Sank-a-set” translates to “5 to 7” know as Happy Hour to Americans. This is where you find the after work crowd. Thursday and Friday are the best days for Cinq à sept.

The Habs

The Montreal Canadians hockey team. Habs is short for the teams french nickname “Les Habitants”.

Montreal tuxedo

Play on the Canadian Tuxedo. A Habs jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal functions.

Posted on: 27 May 2012
Posted by: Oren
A Recap Of Grand Prix Weekend 2018

Grand Prix Weekend is always an exciting part of the summer event calendar, but we’d be lying if we said we weren’t glad it’s over. It’s a hazy weekend in our memories, jam packed with events, bottles, and models. We wouldn’t have it any other way. This edition of Grand Prix Weekend was especially crazy with some big ballers partying it up with us. Below is a recap of one group’s whirlwind weekend:

Thursday

The group made quite the landing in Montreal, stumbling off of the plane and slurring their words for immigration officers, but their attention was quickly captured when the group was picked up in a party bus with strippers in tow. They put on quite the show for the guys. By the time they arrived at their house, everyone’s jaws were left wide open. That wasn’t all though. We had party girls and a fully stocked fridge waiting for the guys when they arrived.

Grand Prix Weekend Recap

 

 

Friday   

The guys walked around the Crescent Street Festival that is set up every year for Grand Prix and they took in the sights of Montreal’s best “assets”. Before the weekend really kicked off, they already knew they made a great decision to come to Montreal.

After walking around all day, the guys were thirsty. Luckily, girls came over soon after to play beer pong with them…topless of course. Their shot percentage was awful, but who can blame them.

With a solid buzz going, the group made its way to Kamasutra, one of the Montreal’s best strip clubs. We walked them right in to their VIP section and many soon snuck off to get lap dances. They enjoyed the fact that the girls were hot and local, not girls with names like Anastasia.

To end the night, the guys had a table reservation at La Voute, one of the newest and hottest clubs in Montreal. There was a massive line when they arrived, but because they were with us, we took them straight in to their table. They had the entire club looking at them as they got over 10 bottles and soon had the attention of every bottle rat there. Well played.

Grand Prix Weekend 2018

Saturday

The guys crawled out of bed, nursing crazy hangovers, but decided the best way to remedy the situation was keep the party going. We hooked them up with tickets to Peel Paddock, the best day party spot during Grand Prix. The guys were having so much fun they almost forgot about their steakhouse reservation they had on deck for the night…Almost.

At the steakhouse, they were personally greeted by the owner, who looked after them for the night. They chose some of the best wine and cuts of meat that the restaurant had to offer.

Like the night before, the guys closed the night out at a club, but this time at Bord’elle. The only difference was more more bottles and party girls, which is always a good idea.

 

 

Sunday

The guys were ready to throw in the partying towel, but we’re revived by a Legs And Eggs show that immediately cured their now 3 day old hangover. Breakfast never looked…tasted so good.

They hung out most of the day, but made their way over to Sousbois for their dinner and table reservation. The guys loved the food, which was from a special set menu for the occasion.

To close out the weekend, the guys followed their tested formula of more bottles and models. Only this time, some of the drivers and their crew joined the group at their table. Needless to say, the after party lasted well into Monday morning.

Grand Prix Weekend Recap 2018

Posted on: 12 Jun 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
The Best Strip Clubs In Montreal

There are a few must trys here in Montreal. Poutine, axe throwing, and French-Canadian girls make the list, but heading to a strip club in Montreal should be the first place you visit for your Montreal bachelor party. You’re doing everything wrong if you don’t at least stop by a strip club for a few drinks or a bottle at some point during the weekend to take in the scenery. Why waste your time chasing regular girls around when the strip clubs are full contact and the strippers are already naked? Here are the best strip clubs in Montreal:

Kamasutra

If you are used to giant warehouse strip clubs then Kamasutra might seem a bit more “intimate”. This hidden gem is found on a side street off of Saint Laurent. It’s known for its hot, friendly girls and cheap $4 shots. Kamasutra is a bit classier (If you can even say that about a strip club) since they are only open at night and don’t subject anyone to dayshifters. Lesbian dances are available for $40, but you’re better off getting a private girl on girl show  in the comfort of your own place.

Strip Clubs MTL

Club Downtown

Located in the heart of downtown on the bustling St. Catherine Street, Club Downtown is easy to walk past if you’re a few drinks in and is most likely not the first strip club you think of. Despite its low key appearance, Downtown always delivers. It’s cheap $10 lap dances definitely play a big part in that. Just like party girls, you can’t just get one.

Strip Clubs Montreal

Chez Parée

We saved the best for last. We’ve spent many a drunk night getting one too many lap dances in Chez Parée. A long time favorite of visiting NHL players, Chez Parée has been a quality strip club for over 10 years now and plays host to some of the hottest strippers in Montreal. If you only have time to hit up one strip club, you have to pay a visit to Chez Parée. You’ll be impressed with the quality of the girls and even Vegas can’t beat $15 full contact lap dances.

Best Strip Clubs Montreal

 

Posted on: 04 Jun 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Strategies For A Large Bachelor Party

If you are coming to Montreal and you are 10 or more guys, you are considered a large bachelor party. Everyone has different ideas about what they want to see and do. It is easy to see how the weekend can get messy for all the wrong reasons. Here are four proven strategies for a large bachelor party:

Decide On A Budget

In every large bachelor party group, there are always some guys who want to blow the budget out and some who are too cheap to even get a $15 lap dance at Chez Paree (In Canadian dollars might we add…Consider leaving these guys at home.). You want to find that sweet spot that makes the entire group happy.

Leave variable things such as meals and lap dances to guy’s own discretion. However, we recommend pre-paying your big ticket items such as bottles and strippers so they are already accounted for in the budget. If you don’t, you’ll be the guy on the hook for the bill and become a buzzkill trying to hunt everyone down for money. To make matters worse, you might not know everyone in the bachelor party group. There’s nothing more awkward than sending a Venmo request to some random guy before the weekend has even started…and they still haven’t paid you once the bachelor party weekend is over. Follow our advice, pre-pay, and it’ll be smooth sailing.

If you can’t agree on a budget, you could always invite that creepy rich friend pictured below that no one has talked to in years and have him cover your costs.

Strategies For A Large Bachelor Party

One Daytime Activity, If Any

Going anywhere is going to be a pain with 10 guys especially if you’re still feeling the night before (Legs and Eggs can change all of that though.) If you insist on doing a daytime activity such as axe throwing or jet boating, choose one. Otherwise, leave the day unplanned, walk around the city, and get ready for the next night with topless beer pong, for example. Boobies over boats.

Large Bachelor Party Strategies

 

Pace Your Drinking

We know your excited. You haven’t seen your buddies in a while and you’re ready to start pounding shots of Jameson at 11 AM. Easy there…Great when you were in college, but not so great years later on a bachelor party. Slow and steady is the best way to approach your drinking for the weekend. No one wants to be that guy your whole group has to throw in a cab because you passed out in a stripper’s lap. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless you sprint your marathons.

Stack The Deck In Your Favor

Trying to get into a club with 15 guys with no girls, who don’t speak French, and may not have the right clothes, is a hail mary. Don’t even try it…or you’ll end up calling us Saturday morning for help. It’s simple. To get into a club, you’ll have to bring girls. Luckily, we have young, hot, and impressionable party girls for your group to party with. You’re welcome.

Strategies For Large Bachelor Party

Whatever you do, definitely don’t make these bachelor party mistakes.       

Posted on: 23 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon