Strip Clubs in Montreal: A Complete List.

We here at Connected Montreal are strip club afficianado’s. We’ve compiled a complete list in no particular order of all the strip clubs in Montreal.

Kamasutra

One of Montreals hidden gems, tucked behind bustling Saint-Laurent Boulevard. Kamasutra has some of the friendliest girls around. Small Venue. Cheap shots. Lounge like atmosphere.

• Evenings only
• Contact Lap Dances – 15$ per song
• $4 shots
• Lesbian show in VIP Booth – 20$ per girl per song. (40$ total a song)

3580 Rue Saint Dominique  Montreal, QC H2X 2X5

Chez Paree

The Bouncers still famously wear tuxedos every night, giving one of Montreals most famous strip clubs a touch of class. Don’t be confused, the girls are still as dirty and hot. They offer a buffet during any day the Montreal Canadiens play.

• Entrance to the lap dance booths – 5$ each time you venture to the back.
• Contact Lap Dances – 15$ per song
• Non-Contact Lap dances – 10$ per song
• Monday-Saturday open during the day (3pm)

1258 Stanley Street  Montreal, QC H3B2S7

Club Downtown / Club Grand Prix

These two strip clubs are located next to each other on the Saint-Catherine strip in the heart of downtown Montreal. You’ll be cat called by one of the doorman to come on inside. Cheap lap dances.

• Contact Lap Dances – 10$ per song

1196 Sainte-Catherine West  Montreal, QC H3B 1K1

Super Sexe

Of all the strip clubs in Montreal, Super Sexe is the most talked about south of the border. Most people visited Super Sexe when they were 18yrs old. Nothing has changed since you were 18, no matter how old you are now. There are a lot of tourist traps here. The name is the only ‘super’ thing about it.

• Entrance to the lap dance booths – 10$ each time you’re upstairs.
• Contact Lap Dances – 15$ per song
• Private Rooms with Beds (for the girls not both of you!)
• Lunch Buffet (tread carefully)

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Although Las Vegas might be the most popular bachelor party destination, it is not necessarily the best. Most often our guests love Montreal and the highlight of their trip tends to be the strip clubs. Here are some of the reasons why Montreal strip clubs are better than Las Vegas strip clubs.

Proximity

Unlike Las Vegas, all of the strip clubs here are located in downtown Montreal. Chances are there are a few on the same block as your hotel or probably next to a church. Where as in Vegas, they are huge Costco like structures off of the strip.

No Non-Sense

The strip clubs in Las Vegas take a cue from the casinos and try to confuse the crap out of you in order to empty your wallets. There are multi-levels to every service they offer; VIP rooms, VVIP rooms, Lap dances, Private lap dances, Champagne rooms, VIP champagne rooms, and even sky boxes. At the end of the day they all offer the same thing: naked woman, only difference is the useless title they can up-sell you on.

In Montreal, the only up-sell are the VIP couches, which are actually worth it. The rest is straight forward, they have a main room, alcohol, and strippers. Sorry to disappoint the kids, but they also lack a gift shop.

The Girls

The quality and quantity of the strippers in Montreal is far superior to Vegas. First, there are less girls at the clubs in Montreal. How are less strippers better? Easy, they are less money hungry. In Vegas, there are so many girls working that the competition is fierce. The second you sit down you will be hassled by the endless parade of silicone sharks.

In Montreal, the girls come from the surrounding area, not a shipping container. They are relaxed, younger, and more naive. You will find yourself actually enjoying their company, unlike Vegas where the competition has made them cut throat and dead on the inside.

Value

The cost of visiting a Montreal strip club is far less than going to any strip club in Vegas. Everything is cheaper, including the girls. Lap dances in Montreal are $15 a song vs $25-$50 a song. The dances are a full song not some 3 minute edit. Best of all, the dances are full-contact here (two-hand touch).

Why Montreal Strip clubs :

Here are some of the top reasons (in no particular order) why Montreal strip clubs are so popular:

• Full contact: better described as two-hand touch. you can touch the girls (sans-bikini area) during your dance.
• Private lap dance: all dances are done in the privacy of a booth at no extra cost.
• Free entrance to perverts row: people do not tip the girls on stage so you can sit by the stage all night if you prefer, no need to make it rain…
• Proximity: there are dozens of strip clubs scattered throughout downtown. Chances are your hotel is down the street from one, making it a blessing or a curse.
• Cost: lap dances and drinks are much cheaper than most major US cities such as Las Vegas ($10-15 a dance under $10 a drink)

• Lesbianism: it’s legal here. YES. you read that right. Can’t do that in the US!

• The girls: laid-back and friendly locals not post-communism imports.
• Nudity: alcohol and full-nudity (for the girls) is a standard at every strip club in Montreal.

If you need to really ask why Montreal strip clubs are so popular give us a call and we can walk you through some details we rather not put out for everyone to see. We are the strip clubs experts after all…

Tip: when getting a lap dance it is always advised to either pay in advance or count your songs. Booze and Boobs are a fantastic distraction that could cost you a lot. This is one of the best pieces of advice we can give!

We get  asked, “What are the best strip clubs?” all the time. The truth is, it depends.

Why? First, you need to understand that in Montreal, the girls do not work for the clubs. They are freelancers. The strippers pay a bar fee to work at the club for the night. What this means for you is that the best strip clubs are constantly changing. You can see one stripper at one club one night and at a different one the next evening.

That being said, the best days to go to a Montreal strip club are Thursdays, Fridays, or Saturdays (or all three nights). While it always seems like it’s a good idea to hit a strip club during the day, you’ll quickly understand why the industry coined the term “day shifters”.

If you want a real Montreal strip club experience, give us a call and we will give you a tour. Every week, our cells blow up with too many misspelled texts from strippers telling us where they’re working that given night or which club is best.

But really, it’s not where you go, it’s who you go with… Trust us, we know where to go.

What to expect at the Montreal strip clubs with Connected:

• Be escorted into all the best full-contact strip clubs, everyone knows our names and faces.
• Never pay a cover or have to tip any of the bouncers.
• Be introduced to all the best montreal strippers and shielded from the worst (we personally know more strippers than we care to admit).
• Set up with the best tables in the club(s).
• Properly informed of all typical tourist scams.
• Learn how to get the best bang for your buck.
• Set you up with bottle/champagne service.
• Have the option to throw the bachelor or any other poor soul on stage for embarrassment.

With our connections, our guests receive a level of service that would be otherwise unobtainable. Simply put you will have way more fun going to a strip club with us than anyone else.

Why are Montreal strip clubs so popular?

Montreal is famous for its strip clubs. No trip to Montreal, especially when on a bachelor party, is complete without a visit to at least one. They are scattered throughout downtown, some are even next to churches – just to give you an example of Montreal’s liberal sexual attitude.

Navigating this sea of silicone and sin alone can prove more frustrating than your lap dances. Luckily for you we are the strip club scholars.

Going to a strip club with Connected Montreal is an experience like no other. We have spent countless hours in the Montreal strip clubs honing our craft. We know more Montreal strippers than any other company out there. A visit to a strip club with us becomes a night to remember rather than regret.

We give you the inside scoop of what to expect as well as introduce you to all the right girls. We personally know the girls and socialize with only the best ones. The Montreal strippers become way more friendly and genuine with our guests making you a real VIP not a sucker.

Some of the biggest differences at the Montreal strip clubs:

Size: there are no mega warehouse sized strip clubs in Montreal. Most are fairly small seating maximum of 100-150 people and have no more than 40 girls working at anytime.

VIP rooms: there are no VIP rooms or champagne rooms in Montreal. The clubs do have VIP sections which are couches in the main room of the club. These VIP’s are more comfortable and do attract attention.

Sitting at the stage (perverts row) : You are allowed to sit at the stage and not tip. The girls go on stage to audition themselves for private dancing not make money. No need to “make it rain” bills unless you want to look like a complete tourist.

Ahh Montreal strippers…Some of the city’s best ASSets. All joking aside, adding strippers to your bachelor party is downright necessary and is fun for the whole group. However, there are some do’s and don’t when it comes to navigating the strip club and strippers shows. Here’s 6 do’s and don’t when it comes to Montreal strippers:

Strip Clubs:

DO Pre-Pay Your Dances

We see the same story every weekend. Some guy goes to the strip club, falls in love with a particular stripper, and keeps getting lap dances from her. Eventually, he’ll have to make an ol’ fashioned walk of shame to the ATM machine. It’s okay we’ve all been there…So let us save you. If you get a lap dance, pre-pay your dance. When the song is over, you get up and leave. This leads us to…

DON’T Tip…A Lot

Montreal strippers do plenty fine without your tips so don’t think you’re helping them pay their car loan by slipping them a $100 bill. They may huff and puff that you didn’t tip them, but who cares. Sure, if she does a handstand on your lap, give her five bucks, but nothing more. Just like your stock portfolio, it’s important to diversify the girls you get lap dances from.

DO Make Up A Funny Backstory

Have you ever wanted to be a deodorant tester (Real job, look it up)? Now you can be! The best part about the strip club is that no one is telling the truth. Join in on the fun and make up your own crazy backstory. Bonus points if you and the boys can keep the act up the whole night.

DON’T Believe Strippers

This one goes without saying, but we’ll mention it anyway. Don’t believe a word (one single word) of what strippers tell you. They’ve mastered their fake story and can tell it to you with a perfect poker face. It’s all part of the fun of a strip club.

Stripper Shows:

DO Book More Than You Think

If you experience one of our strippers shows, you’ll wish you had more on the weekend itinerary. The girls are hot, fun, and the best part is that you get to enjoy the show in the privacy of your own house or hotel room. We recommend at least one show, but getting two is the perfect sweet spot. Personally we recommend a girl on girl show and legs and eggs brunch the next morning to really take the bachelor party to the next level.

DON’T Do Late Night Shows

As your Mom once told you, “Nothing good happens after midnight.” In one way she was right. Never get late night stripper shows because neither party is fresh and full of energy. The girls will probably give a lackluster show while you and your crew will probably be exhausted from the day’s festivities. Right before dinner or hitting the clubs is a great place to throw in some topless beer pong to get the night started.

Montreal does two things better than anyone else: Food and  Girls. The food scene is one of the best in the world and Montreal strippers are some of the wildest. The rest is average at best. Luckily, these two things alone contribute to a great bachelor party.

Since your foodie hipster buddy with the Yelp elite account and the Bourdain poster in his cubicle at We Work “knows” all the best spots to eat, we will touch on his uncharted territory; woman, in particular the best kind of girls for a bachelor party, strippers. The kind of girls that bring a smile to men’s faces and strike fear into the hearts of your significant other.

First off, if you’re coming to Montreal and you’re not interested in strippers, please click here.

Why are Montreal strippers so good?

Supply

For starters there are TONS of them. Due to a lack of decent paying jobs and abundance of hot girls with lesser morals (Philly 12’s and Boston 11’s), there are way more strippers per capita than in the U.S.

Price

Compared to Vegas or Miami (still paying off my visa bill from Scarlett’s), the strippers in Montreal are pennies on the dollar. For example, a 2 girl show at your Airbnb/hotel is only $600 an hour! In Montreal strip clubs, the lap dances are only $15/song. Any way you slice it, it is a buyer’s market so best to stock up on strippers.

Attitude

Sure there are cheaper “strippers” in Costa Rica or hotter ones in Moscow, but let’s face it, after 10 minutes you’ll want to give yourself the David Carradine treatment. Simply put, the strippers in Montreal are chill, friendly, and fun. Their attitude really shines in a group setting and can turn the party from lame to legendary. Even your cheap friend nursing a beer all night will enjoy the banter and won’t believe the girls genuinely want to talk to him.

Willingness To Do Things On The Cheap (Sorry they still won’t bang you)

So how do you cash in on all these young, fun strippers? Easy. Call us 1-877-469-4919. Not only do we know more strippers then the local Planned Parenthood, we know how to incorporate Montreal strippers into fun situations that will become the piece de resistance of your bachelor party.

Here are some of the more popular  Montreal stripper activities we offer:

Topless Beer Pong $800 – 2 girls/2 hours

Throw a frat inspired party that would make make the tri-lambs proud. What better bonding experience for your bachelor party than getting drunk in the afternoon with some local topless  hotties.

Private Lesbian Show $600 (per hour) or $1200 for a 4 girls show

The ultimate experience for a Bachelor Party in Montreal. Two hand picked girls will arrive at your hotel and put on a show that you will save in the memory vault for years to come. Show includes all tips and no scary bouncers.

Legs and Eggs Topless Brunch $800+

Erase your hangover with two topless chefs cooking up a breakfast buffet in the buff, we call it “Legs and Eggs”

College Girl Pub Crawl $600+

2 (or more) young girls will take you and your buddies on a pub crawl.  Why do a boring brew pub tour with “foodies”? Instead, you can be lead around by 2 young hotties with low GPAs and lower aspirations.  We can tailor the pub crawl to any specifications or theme from beer golf to craft brews. Let us know how sloppy you want to get.

Brisket and Breasts / Schwartz’s Smoked Meat Catering $25pp plus $300 per girl

Why wait in line for hours when we can deliver smoked meat straight to you pipping hot, or take it to the next level and have some topless girls serving it to you on a platter.

Limos and Lesbians

Arriving by air? Start the weekend off right. We will pick you up at the airport with a fully stocked limo/party bus (beer included) with two montreal strippers performing an intimate show all the way to your hotel/house.

Naked Sushi $1500+

If you want the ultimate bachelor party in Montreal then body sushi is the way to go. Often people call us and ask for a crazy bachelor party idea, this is it.  Often referred to as naked sushi or by its Japanese name, “Nyotaimori”, it is an experience like no other.

Lesbian Show At A Steakhouse $1000

Like to multitask? Dine in a private room at one of Montreal’s finest steakhouse’s, and for dessert, we’ll have two girls put on the show of a lifetime.

Cigars, Strippers and Scotch (variable pricing $)

Three things your wife hates to smell on you. Rent out your own private cigar lounge and stock it however you want. Cigars, strippers, and scotch, this is the best of the best.

Jello Wrestling $3000

Create the royal rumble of your dreams. 4 Montreal strippers battling it out in the jello of your choice, with a midget referee.

Midget Lesbian Show

sadly  like the holy grail this is still the stuff of legend  (if you’re under 4” tall and in a committed, loving lesbian relationship call us ASAP)

Fat Girl Show, $800 + plus food for the girls

Sure anyone can find hot girls in Montreal but we found the ones that are sure to leave an impression on the bachelor and your sofa.

Naked Waitress $200/hr

Topless Poker Dealer $225/hr

You’ve probably heard that the strip clubs in Montreal are some of the best in the world. The real reason is that Montreal strippers are the best in the world! Here’s what makes them so much better:

5. Friendly

Unlike Las Vegas, Montreal strippers are actually pretty down to earth and friendly, although they’re still strippers! Don’t expect her to be as chill as your yoga instructor, but overall, most people find them refreshing to deal with.

4. Local

One of the biggest differences here in Montreal is that the strippers are actually from Montreal (and surrounding areas). Most have a nice French Canadian accent and can give you further insight into the Montreal culture, instead of stories of what it was like when communism collapsed in an accent that makes you think of Rocky 4.

3. They Love to Party

Montreal strippers like to party. They are known to mix business and pleasure (not what you were thinking). Unlike other cities, the girls here are free to hangout and drink with the customers. Likewise, it’s not uncommon for the girls to come out and party with us, and they sure know how to party!

2. Lesbians

While they will not write you a folk song, they do engage in lesbian acts at the strip clubs here in Montreal. Just a few 20’s and the next thing you know Mercedes and Kia have merged on the bachelor’s lap. Strippers like these sure set the tone for an epic Montreal bachelor party.

1. Hot!

Lets face it, most of us guys are as deep as a puddle. I am sure you know plenty of friendly, local girls who like to party, however they also look like they could snap for Tom Brady. If strippers aren’t hot, then what’s the point? Fortunately, Montreal is known for having amazing talent. Just look at the pics on our site.

What they don’t want you to know.

10. Trusting a Stripper

Strippers are as trust worthy as an ’87 Yugo. A good rule of thumb is not to believe anything they say. While she will tell you that you are hot, you are not. Go in knowing this and you will have much more fun. Remember they are selling a fantasy, not a reality.

9. Not Getting Bottle Service

Drinks at Montreal strip clubs are measured (1oz), and can run $8-$12 on average. Getting a 26oz bottle of Grey Goose for $220 comes to $8.46 an oz rather than $12 at the bar. Not to mention the status and convenience that comes with bottle service at a strip club. More on why you need bottle service.

8. Buying a Montreal Stripper a Drink

This is a personal preference. If you truly enjoy their company feel free to buy them drinks. The key is to order the drinks yourself or they will be ordering XO and Cristal. Some strip clubs, such as Kamasutra, have $4 shots so just order them shots. Don’t be afraid to tell the girls NO, they hear it from loan officers all the time.

7. Not Paying for Lap Dances in Advance

Booze and boobies cloud judgment. Strippers know this. A common scam is for the stripper to lie about the number of dances they performed. In Montreal, they don’t ask if you want another dance; the meter keeps running. Nothing kills an experience like having to argue if the remix is one song or two. Pre-pay the girls and save yourself a headache and a large bill.

6. Going During the Day

They didn’t invent the term “day-shifters” for nothing. Even the best strip clubs in Montreal are a sad sight during the day. Unless you really want to see nudity in all shapes and sizes, avoid the strip clubs during the day. The varsity squad starts at 9PM.

5. Keeping a Tab Open or Covering Friends

A personal pet peeve of mine. Everyone orders tons of drinks and you were nice enough to put down your credit card for the tab. Now you are faced with the uphill battle of trying to collect money. One guy you don’t even know that well spent all his cash on dances with Maybach. One of the guys’ little brother is passed out and another guy’s debit card is maxed out, but he promises to pay you back. The excuses and hassles are endless. Worst of all, you don’t want to come off like an ass so you just eat most of the cost.

4. Tipping the Strippers

Ok, Montreal strippers are going to give me hell for this one, but oh well. In Montreal, strippers pocket all the money they make from dances. The clubs make money off of steep covers, booze, and they charge the girls a $50 fee to work the night. Tipping the strippers on money they pocket makes no sense, some will go as far as to say it’s x$ plus tip. Don’t tip them unless you really want to (I have no idea why you would).

3. Opting for the Lesbian Show

While lesbianism is legal in the clubs, it can often be a rip off. Yes, it is “real” but the price can add up fast ($40 a song). Some girls will try to negotiate a larger price for a large group. It might seem like a good idea when they pitch you, “only $20 a guy”, but it should always be $40 a song. If you really want a show we can arrange for one that is far superior, cheaper, and in the comfort of your own hotel.

2. Going to a No-Contact Club

Montreal is known for full-contact strip clubs. Why would you go to a no-contact club? It makes no sense. Fortunately, there has been a tactile revolution and there’s only one no-contact club left: Wanda’s. Unless you are a geriatric or visiting with your jealous significant other, don’t go there. Forget this whole “it’s way classier” argument, the girls are no hotter. I’ve been to strip clubs all over the world and none are “classy” that’s just a lie the clubs feed you. You go to a strip club to see girls get naked, not to eat foie gras and see performance art.

1. Not Going with Us!

We have spent every weekend at the best strip clubs in Montreal for the past 5 years. We personally know all the best girls and as soon as we walk in with a group, they take notice. You would be doing your group a disservice not visiting a strip club with us on your bachelor party. Our connections and insider knowledge will guarantee you an experience like no other.

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