I got a call the other day from a best man saying,
“I want to top our last party Las Vegas, how can I make our Montreal Bachelor Party crazy?”
Luckily, we have the best connections for the craziest time. Here are 5 ideas to ensure a wild bachelor party in Montreal, even if you’re as creative as Yoko Ono:
5. Get a PIMP Suite
If you book, it they will come. Having a suite is essential for a serious bachelor party. Your girlfriend lied to you: size matters. Having the best suite at a great hotel will set the tone for the weekend and can increase your odds for one hell of a weekend. Unless you think that a 9.5 (there’s no such thing as a 10) would love to come back and party at the Travel Lodge… by the airport.
4. Midgets and Magnums
People love big bottles of booze and people love little people. Why not combine the two? We will book you a table at the hottest club in Montreal and hire a midget to pour you drinks at your table out of a magnum (3L/6L) bottle of vodka. There is no better way to draw attention at a club. This method yields the best (legal) ROI for acquisitions.
3. Show at a Steakhouse
There is a reason no one goes to a fancy salad house. A trip to a steakhouse is almost as mandatory as going to a strip club. Luckily our genius minds have combined the two. We will set you up with a private room at a fancy steak house, and for desert, we will have two choice cuts come in and do a lesbian show right on your table. Save the hanger-steak jokes as we only stock the freshest ingredients. Want a crazier bachelor party? We can add some topless waitresses…
2. Body Sushi
Niotaimori, or body/naked sushi, is the art of serving sushi on a naked model. Once considered the stuff of legend, body or naked sushi is now available in Montreal. While it is not as debauched as our previous idea, this is for those who want to be a little more sophisticated (just swap in toro for your jokes). You will have your own private room and a sushi chef serving multiple courses. There’s more on body sushi here.
1. Mix Them All Together
If you really want the wildest time, try to mix as many ideas as possible into the weekend. Unlike your failed mixology attempts, this will yield the greatest results. That is what we did for our ultimate bachelor party. No matter what budget, we have the connections to make your dreams come true. Give us a call at 1.877.690.4919 and we can set you and your buddies up with the time of your lives.