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5 Ideas for a Wild Bachelor Party in Montreal

5 Ideas for a Wild Bachelor Party in Montreal

I got a call the other day from a best man saying,

“I want to top our last party in Las Vegas, how can I make our Montreal Bachelor Party crazy?”

Luckily, we have the best connections for the craziest time. Here are 5 ideas to ensure a wild bachelor party in Montreal, even if you’re as creative as Yoko Ono:

5. Get a PIMP Suite

pictureIf you book it, it they will come. Having a suite is essential for a serious bachelor party. Your girlfriend lied to you: size matters. Having the best suite at a great hotel will set the tone for the weekend and can increase your odds for one hell of a weekend. Unless you think that a 9.5 (there’s no such thing as a 10) would love to come back and party at the Travel Lodge… by the airport.

4. Midgets and Magnums

picturePeople love big bottles of booze and people love little people. Why not combine the two? We will book you a table at the hottest club in Montreal and hire a midget to pour you drinks at your table out of a magnum (3L/6L) bottle of vodka. There is no better way to draw attention at a club. This method yields the best (legal) ROI for acquisitions.

3. Show at a Steakhouse

pictureThere is a reason no one goes to a fancy salad house. A trip to a steakhouse is almost as mandatory as going to a strip club. Luckily our genius minds have combined the two. We will set you up with a private room at a fancy steak house, and for desert, we will have two choice cuts come in and do a lesbian show right on your table. Save the hanger-steak jokes as we only stock the freshest ingredients. Want a crazier bachelor party? We can add some topless waitresses into the mix…

2. Body Sushi

pictureNiotaimori, or body/naked sushi, is the art of serving sushi on a naked model. Once considered the stuff of legend, body or naked sushi is now available in Montreal. While it is not as wild as our previous idea, this is for those who want to be a little more sophisticated (just swap in toro for your jokes). You will have your own private room and a sushi chef serving multiple courses. There’s more on body sushi here.

1. Mix Them All Together

pictureIf you really want the wildest time, try to mix as many ideas as possible into the weekend. Unlike your failed mixology attempts, this will yield the greatest results. That is what we did for our ultimate bachelor party. No matter what budget, we have the connections to make your dreams come true. Give us a call at 1.877.690.4919 and we can set you and your buddies up with the time of your lives.

Our U.S. representative (Boston office: 617.849.4853). One of Montreal Nightlife’s most recognized faces, Oren AKA “BIG OH” has been hosting and partying longer than his liver would like. Standing at 6’4 and weighing in at 250lbs, and hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, the BIG OH is someone you definitely want in your corner. This American Import knows first-hand how to relate the Montreal experience to American tastes. A man who knows how to get things done, he’s been hosting nearly every weekend for the past 6 years. Chances are, if you or someone you know has been to Montreal, you’ve run into the BIG OH partying at Montreal’s finest venues or have had him host your group in the past. He takes pride in delivering the best experience possible and showing why Montreal is the best city to party in. Oren does whatever it takes to make our clients secure in the fact that they will be well taken care of in the city. He has traveled extensively worldwide and incorporates his experiences into tailoring a service that is enjoyable for all. A wealth of crazy bachelor party ideas. In his spare time he enjoys walking his dog Olive (Pit bull/Boxer mix) and SCUBA diving around the globe. View all posts by Oren