I frequently get calls from guys saying, “I’m coming to Montreal and I want to do something crazy!” The real problem here is: what is their idea of crazy? What if my idea of crazy is offensive to them? I may have shocked more than a few people over the years, however, we plan one-of-a-kind bachelor parties in Montreal, not Utah. Here are the best bachelor party ideas to make it crazy:
This is the most tried and true method out there. What crazy story ever began with, “so we were all really sober…”? The best way to make things wild is to add more bottles than you can drink at the club(s) and get all your friends loaded. The risks of this are obvious to everyone over the age of 20, but sometimes the easiest method is the best.
Don’t forget, the more bottles you get, the more status you receive. It will be deemed more humorous when your straight-laced accountant friend removes his pants in the VIP while drinking Goose from a bottle than if he was drinking a Fuzzy Navel shot at the bar.
When it comes to a crazy bachelor party, this idea takes the cake. A little person coming out and partying with you at the club gets more attention than any bottle of champagne you order. He will party with you, pour your drinks, and best of all, the ladies will flock to your table. A midget rental will leave a lasting impression on everyone.
As we have outlined before, a private two-girl show is a sure-fire way to impress everyone. While two girls are great, why not add more? Lesbians are like libations: the more you throw into the mix, the better the outcome.
So far, our record is a 10 girl show. Can you say sensory overload? (Note: this is not like “Man Vs. Food” if you finish in under an hour it is not free.)
If you don’t have the budget for more girls, then why not change up the location? We can have a show in pretty much any private place from a rooftop balcony of a suite to the private room at a steakhouse.
For the best time possible at your bachelor party, mix various amounts of all three ideas for the ultimate Montreal bachelor party.