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Top 5 Montreal Clubs To Get Laid At

Montreal is known as Canada’s party capital thanks to its incredible nightlife and beautiful women. The first thing every bachelor party asks when they arrive in Montreal is, “Which clubs are the best for picking up girls?” Luckily, we’ve done the dirty work for you and done countless hours of market research to find the best Montreal clubs to get laid at…Your welcome.

Here’s the five best clubs to get laid in Montreal:

1. Rouge 

Rouge is the best place to find girls in Montreal on the weekends. Located in the heart of Montreal on Rue St. Laurent, Rouge attracts some of the hottest girls in the city. Be sure to brush up on your French because the crowd tends to skew more French. Although, its notoriously tough to get in with a large group of guys, Rouge is the place to be..and get lucky.

Clubs To Get Laid Montreal

2. Muzique

Going into its 9th year, Muzique is still one of the best clubs in Montreal. Spread out over two rooms, Muzique hosts ladies night on Sundays. It attracts the city’s hottest girls with reduced cover before midnight. You will not be disappointed with the “friendly” locals here.

Club Girls Montreal

3. La Voûte

La Voûte is always a crowd pleaser. One of Montreal’s newest nightlife spots, the club is situated in a former bank vault that has been renovated for clubgoers. Its exclusive so be ready to be a baller. If you’re poppin’ bottles, girls will notice. You can try to be like this group and spend $8,800 a night on Dom P. Good luck!

 

4. Bord’elle

Eatery by day, nightclub by night, Bord’elle has brought great partys and hot girls back to Old Montreal. Be ready to dress up and look your best or else you won’t get into this exclusive night club. It has burlesque dancers and acrobats flying around so if sparks aren’t flying with a special someone that night, something is wrong with you.. Or you drank whisky.

Clubs To Get Laid Montreal

5. École Privée

Another down and dirty club on St. Laurent, École Privée is one of those places that you would feel old if you are in your mid-20’s. The place is wafting of hormones and mistakes waiting to happen so join in on the fun. Just remember to wrap it up or you might have to make another trip up to Montreal for the paternity test.

 

Posted on: 11 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Where NOT To Stay For Your Bachelor Party In Montreal

Montreal is a pretty small city compared to Manhattan or Chicago, but it doesn’t mean every neighborhood is well suited for a bachelor party. We’ve been planning bachelors parties for over a decade now and we know how important being well located is to having an epic bachelor party weekend. Being in the perfect place close to all the bars and clubs not only saves you money on Uber rides and the headache of moving a large group of guys around, but lets girls know you’re not cheap (definitely sleazy) douchebags and they will want to come to your pad for an after party.

Here is where NOT to stay for your bachelor party in Montreal.

Anywhere Off Island

There is no way to sugar coat this one, but if you’re staying off the island, you’re a moron. It’s right up there with not getting bottles at the club. You came to party and have an epic weekend in Montreal, not St. Lambert. Besides ruining your weekend and making the bachelor party a huge sausage fest, staying off island becomes ridiculously expensive and a logistical nightmare taking Uber back and forth with 10 guys.

Good rule of thumb is if there is a bridge, burn it.

Where to stay for your Montreal Bachelors Party

Address doesn’t say Montreal? AVOID.

Postal code not in Montreal? AVOID.

If your Airbnb says that it is in Laval, Brossard, St. Lambert, Dorval, Pointe-Claire, or any place not named Montreal, GET A REFUND.

Easiest thing to know is stay DOWNTOWN. However, a lot of the honorable hosts fudge the location of their places. Use this guide to determine if it’s really a good location. Or if you want just give us a call and we will tell you in 10 seconds if it’s worth booking or not.

 

Where Not To Stay On Island:

Old Montreal

Old Montreal is a great place to stay if you were, for example, a couple in their 80’s taking in the French architecture. Luckily, you’re not. You are a bachelors party. This district of Montreal is EXTREMELY touristy during the day and is considered more family friendly.  Walk around the area before you go to a supper club, fine, but take the party elsewhere.

 

Old Montreal Bachelors Party

Map Of Old Montreal

Old Montreal Boundaries:

-South: St.Lawrence River                           East: Berri Street

-North: St. Antoine Street                           West: McGill Street

Gay Village

If you walk far enough east on St.Catherine, it turns into the gay village and if you walk into the strip clubs in that part of Montreal, you won’t see women stripping. It’s easy to see why this is the wrong area to stay for a bachelor party…

 

Where To Stay In Montreal For Your Bachelors Party

Map Of Gay Village

Gay Village Boundaries:

-South: Rene Levesque Boulevard              East: Papineau Street

-North: Ontario Street                                 West: Berri Street

Boutique Hotel

We get groups every year that book a suite or block of rooms at any hotel and end up getting kicked out. Why? Because a lot of hotels, boutique especially, don’t allow bachelor parties. They’re great for a weekend get away with your future ex-wife, but awful for bachelor parties. Don’t worry though, we’ve vetted all hotels that we work with and make sure they are bachelor party friendly. Just use as it chance to scout out places to stay on your return trip to Montreal for your divorce party.

Anywhere Outside Downtown Core

There’s a lot happening in Montreal during the summer…but that brings traffic. The joke in Montreal is that you are always 10 minutes from downtown, but everyone knows that is not the case. There are festivals every weekend that close roads and construction detours all over the city. Who wants to waste hours waiting in traffic when you can be making it rain at Kamasutra within minutes? Unlike other big cities in North America, where it costs a fortune to be anywhere near downtown, in Montreal, you can be centrally located and have it be affordable (Check out what houses we have available)    

Posted on: 09 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon