04 May Why Montreal Strippers Are The Best Asset For Your Bachelor Party
Montreal does two things better than anyone else: Food and Girls. The food scene is one of the best in the world and Montreal strippers are some of the wildest. The rest is average at best. Luckily, these two things alone contribute to a great bachelor party.
Since your foodie hipster buddy with the Yelp elite account and the Bourdain poster in his cubicle at We Work “knows” all the best spots to eat, we will touch on his uncharted territory; woman, in particular the best kind of girls for a bachelor party, strippers. The kind of girls that bring a smile to men’s faces and strike fear into the hearts of your significant other.
First off, if you’re coming to Montreal and you’re not interested in strippers, please click here.
Why are Montreal strippers so good?
For starters there are TONS of them. Due to a lack of decent paying jobs and abundance of hot girls with lesser morals (Philly 12’s and Boston 11’s), there are way more strippers per capita than in the U.S.
Compared to Vegas or Miami (still paying off my visa bill from Scarlett’s), the strippers in Montreal are pennies on the dollar. For example, a 2 girl show at your Airbnb/hotel is only $600 an hour! In Montreal strip clubs, the lap dances are only $15/song. Any way you slice it, it is a buyer’s market so best to stock up on strippers.
Sure there are cheaper “strippers” in Costa Rica or hotter ones in Moscow, but let’s face it, after 10 minutes you’ll want to give yourself the David Carradine treatment. Simply put, the strippers in Montreal are chill, friendly, and fun. Their attitude really shines in a group setting and can turn the party from lame to legendary. Even your cheap friend nursing a beer all night will enjoy the banter and won’t believe the girls genuinely want to talk to him.
Willingness To Do Things On The Cheap (Sorry they still won’t bang you)
So how do you cash in on all these young, fun strippers? Easy. Call us 1-877-469-4919. Not only do we know more strippers then the local Planned Parenthood, we know how to incorporate Montreal strippers into fun situations that will become the piece de resistance of your bachelor party.
Here are some of the more popular Montreal stripper activities we offer:
Throw a frat inspired party that would make make the tri-lambs proud. What better bonding experience for your bachelor party than getting drunk in the afternoon with some local topless hotties.
Private Lesbian Show $600 (per hour) or $1200 for a 4 girls show
The ultimate experience for a Bachelor Party in Montreal. Two hand picked girls will arrive at your hotel and put on a show that you will save in the memory vault for years to come. Show includes all tips and no scary bouncers.
Legs and Eggs Topless Brunch $800+
Erase your hangover with two topless chefs cooking up a breakfast buffet in the buff, we call it “Legs and Eggs”
College Girl Pub Crawl $600+
2 (or more) young girls will take you and your buddies on a pub crawl. Why do a boring brew pub tour with “foodies”? Instead, you can be lead around by 2 young hotties with low GPAs and lower aspirations. We can tailor the pub crawl to any specifications or theme from beer golf to craft brews. Let us know how sloppy you want to get.
Brisket and Breasts / Schwartz’s Smoked Meat Catering $25pp plus $300 per girl
Limos and Lesbians
Arriving by air? Start the weekend off right. We will pick you up at the airport with a fully stocked limo/party bus (beer included) with two montreal strippers performing an intimate show all the way to your hotel/house.
If you want the ultimate bachelor party in Montreal then body sushi is the way to go. Often people call us and ask for a crazy bachelor party idea, this is it. Often referred to as naked sushi or by its Japanese name, “Nyotaimori”, it is an experience like no other.
Lesbian Show At A Steakhouse $1000
Like to multitask? Dine in a private room at one of Montreal’s finest steakhouse’s, and for dessert, we’ll have two girls put on the show of a lifetime.
Cigars, Strippers and Scotch (variable pricing $)
Three things your wife hates to smell on you. Rent out your own private cigar lounge and stock it however you want. Cigars, strippers, and scotch, this is the best of the best.
Create the royal rumble of your dreams. 4 Montreal strippers battling it out in the jello of your choice, with a midget referee.
Midget Lesbian Show
sadly like the holy grail this is still the stuff of legend (if you’re under 4” tall and in a committed, loving lesbian relationship call us ASAP)
Fat Girl Show, $800 + plus food for the girls
Sure anyone can find hot girls in Montreal but we found the ones that are sure to leave an impression on the bachelor and your sofa.
Naked Waitress $200/hr
Topless Poker Dealer $225/hr