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Best Cigar Lounges In Montreal

Your bachelor party is a time for you and your buddies to get together and bond over trying new things. New city, new food, jello wrestling with strippers… Sometimes though there is nothing better than a familiar vice, a good old fashioned cigar washed down with a strong scotch. It’s something that your girlfriend/wife/mistress wouldn’t approve of, but is always a crowd pleaser with the boys. Here are the best Montreal cigar lounges:

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

La Casa Del Habano

La Casa Del Habano is where The Most Interesting Man in the World would go if he were to smoke a cigar in Montreal. Located in the heart of downtown, Casa has one of the largest selection of Cubans in North America, bound to put some hair on your shaved chest. It has any type of cigar you could ever want in their walk in humidor. The smoking area has an open floor plan, great for large groups. For the cigar connoisseur, they have Cohiba, Behike, Partagas, Montecristo, and Davidoff on hand. Pair a trip to Casa with a supper club and a lesbian show and you’ll have yourself an unforgettable night.

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

Chez Alexandre

The combination restaurant and cigar lounge is a great place to kick off the night before heading to one of the great, morally sound institutions Montreal has to offer. Peel Street’s Chez Alexandre’s smoking room is small, a bit like your grandfather’s man cave, but can still accommodate larger groups and is a nice place to have an after dinner drink, cigar, and watch a game on their wide screen TV’s. For the cigar connoisseur, they have Cohiba, Behike, Partagas, Montecristo, and Davidoff on hand.

Best Montreal Cigar Lounges

Stogies Cigar Lounge  

Stogies is not your father’s cigar lounge. With its sleek design and outdoor seating overlooking the action on Crescent, Stogies is the perfect spot for a group that enjoys the atmosphere more than the actual smoke. Many locals, including some friendly French Canadian girls, visit the lounge before a night out. For the sake of your night though, whatever you do after, go out here instead of Crescent.

 

Posted on: 15 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Why Montreal Strippers Are The Best Asset For Your Bachelor Party

Montreal does two things better than anyone else: Food and  Girls. The food scene is one of the best in the world and Montreal strippers are some of the wildest. The rest is average at best. Luckily, these two things alone contribute to a great bachelor party.

Since your foodie hipster buddy with the Yelp elite account and the Bourdain poster in his cubicle at We Work “knows” all the best spots to eat, we will touch on his uncharted territory; woman, in particular the best kind of girls for a bachelor party, strippers. The kind of girls that bring a smile to men’s faces and strike fear into the hearts of your significant other.

First off, if you’re coming to Montreal and you’re not interested in strippers, please click here.

Why are Montreal strippers so good?

Supply

For starters there are TONS of them. Due to a lack of decent paying jobs and abundance of hot girls with lesser morals (Philly 12’s and Boston 11’s), there are way more strippers per capita than in the U.S.

Price

Compared to Vegas or Miami (still paying off my visa bill from Scarlett’s), the strippers in Montreal are pennies on the dollar. For example, a 2 girl show at your Airbnb/hotel is only $600 an hour! In Montreal strip clubs, the lap dances are only $15/song. Any way you slice it, it is a buyer’s market so best to stock up on strippers.

Attitude

Sure there are cheaper “strippers” in Costa Rica or hotter ones in Moscow, but let’s face it, after 10 minutes you’ll want to give yourself the David Carradine treatment. Simply put, the strippers in Montreal are chill, friendly, and fun. Their attitude really shines in a group setting and can turn the party from lame to legendary. Even your cheap friend nursing a beer all night will enjoy the banter and won’t believe the girls genuinely want to talk to him.

Willingness To Do Things On The Cheap (Sorry they still won’t bang you)

So how do you cash in on all these young, fun strippers? Easy. Call us 1-877-469-4919. Not only do we know more strippers then the local Planned Parenthood, we know how to incorporate Montreal strippers into fun situations that will become the piece de resistance of your bachelor party.

Here are some of the more popular  Montreal stripper activities we offer:

Topless Beer Pong $800 – 2 girls/2 hours

Throw a frat inspired party that would make make the tri-lambs proud. What better bonding experience for your bachelor party than getting drunk in the afternoon with some local topless  hotties.

Montreal Strippers

 

Private Lesbian Show $600 (per hour) or $1200 for a 4 girls show

The ultimate experience for a Bachelor Party in Montreal. Two hand picked girls will arrive at your hotel and put on a show that you will save in the memory vault for years to come. Show includes all tips and no scary bouncers.

 

Legs and Eggs Topless Brunch $800+

Erase your hangover with two topless chefs cooking up a breakfast buffet in the buff, we call it “Legs and Eggs”

Montreal Strippers

 

College Girl Pub Crawl $600+

2 (or more) young girls will take you and your buddies on a pub crawl.  Why do a boring brew pub tour with “foodies”? Instead, you can be lead around by 2 young hotties with low GPAs and lower aspirations.  We can tailor the pub crawl to any specifications or theme from beer golf to craft brews. Let us know how sloppy you want to get.

Strippers

Brisket and Breasts / Schwartz’s Smoked Meat Catering $25pp plus $300 per girl

Why wait in line for hours when we can deliver smoked meat straight to you pipping hot, or take it to the next level and have some topless girls serving it to you on a platter.
Strippers In Montreal

 

Limos and Lesbians

Arriving by air? Start the weekend off right. We will pick you up at the airport with a fully stocked limo/party bus (beer included) with two montreal strippers performing an intimate show all the way to your hotel/house.

Naked Sushi $1500+

If you want the ultimate bachelor party in Montreal then body sushi is the way to go. Often people call us and ask for a crazy bachelor party idea, this is it.  Often referred to as naked sushi or by its Japanese name, “Nyotaimori”, it is an experience like no other.

Montreal Strippers

 

Lesbian Show At A Steakhouse $1000

Like to multitask? Dine in a private room at one of Montreal’s finest steakhouse’s, and for dessert, we’ll have two girls put on the show of a lifetime.

Cigars, Strippers and Scotch (variable pricing $)

Three things your wife hates to smell on you. Rent out your own private cigar lounge and stock it however you want. Cigars, strippers, and scotch, this is the best of the best.

Jello Wrestling $3000

Strippers in Montreal

Create the royal rumble of your dreams. 4 Montreal strippers battling it out in the jello of your choice, with a midget referee.

Midget Lesbian Show

sadly  like the holy grail this is still the stuff of legend  (if you’re under 4” tall and in a committed, loving lesbian relationship call us ASAP)

Fat Girl Show, $800 + plus food for the girls

Sure anyone can find hot girls in Montreal but we found the ones that are sure to leave an impression on the bachelor and your sofa.

Naked Waitress $200/hr

Topless Poker Dealer $225/hr

 

Posted on: 04 May 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Best Value For Your Bachelor Party In Montreal

We’d say these tips are the best bang for your buck, but you’d get the wrong idea. Connected Montreal has been in the bachelor planning business for over a decade so we’ve seen every bachelor party success and failure out there (some we wish we could unsee). We know your weekend will include a healthy dose of booze and boobs with an unmistakable wafting odor of regret and broken dreams. Let us help you save some money, set you up nicely for your divorce party, and have one of the best weekends of your life in Montreal. These add-ons are the best value out there for your bachelor party.

Bachelor Party House Rental

Unlike Las Vegas, Montreal’s hotel suites do not have multiple bedrooms. A presidential suite at any of the top hotels in Montreal will cost you at least $2,000 a night and can only sleep 1 or 2 people. Our house rentals, however, offer incredible value for any group. They are the same cost per night, but sleep 15+ and have extra amenities such as pool tables, BBQ, and Ping Pong. They are bachelor party friendly with large open space for your entire group and all are ideally located near the hottest bars and clubs in Montreal.    

Bachelor House

Supper Clubs

What is a supper club you ask? Great question. A supper club is a restaurant that after dinner, dims the lights, and the place turns into a club. They are extremely exclusive and are difficult to get into without connections since they have some of the hottest girls and models on staff.  Supper clubs offer tremendous value for your group by allowing them to stay in one place to have dinner and party. Your group won’t have to deal with the logistics of moving around. Luckily for you, we are in the know and can get you into some of the best supper clubs in Montreal.  

Strippers

We have bad news and good news. The bad news is Montreal’s pool party game is weak due to bad weather for most of the year. The good news, however, is that strippers don’t care about the weather and getting a show is a great daytime activity that’s also a lot cheaper than any pool party VIP. The show we recommend to bring your bachelor party to the next level is a two-girl lesbian show or relive your college days, playing topless beer pong with strippers in the privacy of your hotel or bachelor pad. We have done demanding research (someone has to) looking high and low across Montreal for the best looking, fun girls for your viewing pleasure. Your welcome. Who wouldn’t want two young, smoking hot girls going at each other right in front of you? To our knowledge, there is not one guy that has come away from the show disappointed, but there are many guests who regret not getting the private show. Don’t have regret, get the show.

 

Schwartz’s

If you know anything about Montreal, you know that trying smoked meat is a must while visiting the city. Visit on a weekend though, and you could be facing at least an hour waiting in line. Nothing makes a hangover worse than standing in line. Instead, skip the line, stay drunk by playing some topless beer pong with hot girls, and have Schwartz’s catered. It’s unmatched value. Rally the troops, be hungover, wait in line, and waste time or stay drunk, hangout with hot girls, and eat delicious smoked meat without even moving from your rental house’s couch. It’s an obvious choice.

Party Girls

After booze, girls are the second most important factor in having an (un)memorable weekend. Don’t be those guys that think they are too cool and can have models on their arms within hours of arriving. The girls don’t need you, you need the girls to not look lame and have your bachelor party be the ultimate sausage fest wherever you go. Just like our show girls, our party girls are handpicked hot, college girls that know how to have a great time and laugh at your terrible jokes. Get party girls and maybe you’ll have an epic story or two to get inducted into our hall of fame.

Posted on: 27 Apr 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Connected Montreal Hall Of Fame: Mr.R

Connected Montreal

*** The following Connected Montreal facts are true, but names have been changed to protect identity of those involved ***

Our Connected Montreal Hall Of Fame inductee holds a special place in our hearts (and the pants of a select group of Montreal women). It is our honor to welcome Mr. R to this stacked list of absolute party legends.

Mr. R leads a group of 8 professional guys from Chicago in their early 30’s out to Montreal every year for some wild times and to be reintroduced back into civilization. Mr. R is a loyal customer and just like the stock market, he’s appreciating every year. He calls us up and wants to know how he can spend more money with us next year. We wish all customers would be like Mr. R (We’re looking at you topless wine tasting guy, but that’s another story.)

We’ve seen a lot of shenanigans throughout the years and we have to say that Mr. R has impressive statistics. During his three trips with us:

  • Dom P avg spend: $8,800
  • Party girls hired: 30
  • Midgets hired : 3   (R.I.P. Harry)
  • .oz of Wagyu beef consumed: 60
  • Strippers puked on : 1

From all of us at Connected Montreal, we would like to thank you for being a rich douchebag that enjoys the finer things and woman in life. It’s customers like you that keep this job interesting. Welcome to the Connected Montreal Hall Of Fame.

Posted on: 25 Apr 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
How To Pickup Friendly French-Canadian Girls In Montreal

French-Canadian Girls

French Canadian girls are considered some of the HOTTEST in North America. They are friendly by nature, but become even friendlier when a big baller is tossing dollars around. You’ll notice that many of the French Canadian girls look a bit younger than the nightlife scene back home. That’s because the drinking age in Montreal is 18. We know the best ways to pickup hot French Canadian girls. Here’s how:

Buy Bottles

If you want to end up on our Hall Of Shame list, then by all means, don’t buy bottles. But if you want to make the most of your time in the city, buy bottles. A wise man once said, “If you buy bottles, they will come.” It’s not complicated. Buy bottles. Girls will come. Be a legend.

Learn A Few Pickup Lines

Don’t be the guy in the group not talking to girls. Girls like guys that are social and jerks (reminds them of their absent father) If you know any French, don’t be shy to throw that in, just don’t immediately hit her with, “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” or do…Your call. Use these lines instead:

Je suis jaloux de tes soins de santé gratuits (I am jealous of your free health care)

Est-que tu prends la pilule? (Are you on the pill?)

And an all-time favorite (even though we know it’s not true)

Je suis ammanchée comme un taureau (I’m hung like a bull)

Be Aggressive

The world is for the takers. You can be whoever you want to be when you visit Montreal. Always wanted to be a doctor? Well, now you can be! Here’s one: say you’re a porn star and put Ron Jeremy to shame. Montreal is the Sin City of Canada so chances are she won’t even bat an eye. Besides, Canadians are more reserved than Americans so a guy that takes charge will easily be able to invite girls back to party with the boys.

Bring A Sandwich To A Buffet

Hot French Canadian girls attract other hot French Canadian girls. That’s why our party girls are the perfect option for groups trying to meet friendly locals. Not only are they a great time to hang out and have fun with, they give you the social proof you need to bring other hot French-Canadians to your table. Be a Hall Of Famer, bring our local party girls out for a night on the town.  We source the finest young and impressionable ladies to ensure your group is not standing around staring at each other.

Don’t be that guy who goes “Oh, I don’t pay for girls” you know who has a problem paying for girls?  Poor people. In our biased opinion, party girls are great economics considering they cost about the same as a bottle and are forced to hangout with you and laugh at your terrible jokes. It’s Money in the bank.
Montreal Girls

Choose The Right Fishing Spot

When picking a club, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.The most expensive, badass clubs are cool, but not always the best for picking up girls. To be a big fish there you’re going to have to spend more. Depending on how price sensitive AKA “cheap” your group is, head to one of the lesser quality institutions and be a big fish in a small pond. Girls don’t like cheap guys, they like rich guys and bottle service.

Posted on: 24 Apr 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon