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Why Getting Party Girls Is The Best Decision You’ll Make All Weekend

You’re a bachelor party. That means you are a big group of guys (AKA a big ol’ sausage fest). In any city, especially one in a foreign country where you might not even speak the language, it’s important to have local, hot girls partying with you to balance out the ratio. It makes the bachelor party weekend that much more fun and prevents a situation where you and your boys are at the club, staring at each other. Here’s why getting party girls is the best decision you’ll make all weekend:

Status

When you roll up to the club with a bunch of guys and no girls, your group looks lame. Throw some party girls into the mix and all of sudden, your group looks way more approachable to other girls. Our party girls are model hot and some of the best looking in the city. It’ll be no surprise when the whole club starts to gravitate towards your table when you are out with our party girls. The rest of the night is in your hands.

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Party Starters

In the bachelor party, there may be some guys you have never met before or who don’t want to party for whatever reason. Party girls are a great way to break the ice and get the party started (Throw in some booze and you have a great night ahead of you.) A great way to kick off your weekend is with a college girl pub crawl. These local, hot, and impressionable girls with low GPAs and lower aspirations will take you and your crew around to different bars and get you very drunk. Some might call it shenanigans, we call it bonding. It’s a simple formula, but it works every time.

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Breaks Up The Sausage Fest

Bachelor parties, by their very nature, are one big sausage fest. Party girls add some flavor into the bachelor party and keep the party going. We handpicked these girls because they are hot, but also since they can talk about other things than how many Instagram followers they have. Yeah they may drink all of your booze, but that’s the point. You’re in Montreal to drop money on booze and boobs.

Start planning your bachelor party today!    

Posted on: 11 Jul 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
The Best Strip Clubs In Montreal

There are a few must trys here in Montreal. Poutine, axe throwing, and French-Canadian girls make the list, but heading to a strip club in Montreal should be the first place you visit for your Montreal bachelor party. You’re doing everything wrong if you don’t at least stop by a strip club for a few drinks or a bottle at some point during the weekend to take in the scenery. Why waste your time chasing regular girls around when the strip clubs are full contact and the strippers are already naked? Here are the best strip clubs in Montreal:

Kamasutra

If you are used to giant warehouse strip clubs then Kamasutra might seem a bit more “intimate”. This hidden gem is found on a side street off of Saint Laurent. It’s known for its hot, friendly girls and cheap $4 shots. Kamasutra is a bit classier (If you can even say that about a strip club) since they are only open at night and don’t subject anyone to dayshifters. Lesbian dances are available for $40, but you’re better off getting a private girl on girl show  in the comfort of your own place.

Strip Clubs MTL

Club Downtown

Located in the heart of downtown on the bustling St. Catherine Street, Club Downtown is easy to walk past if you’re a few drinks in and is most likely not the first strip club you think of. Despite its low key appearance, Downtown always delivers. It’s cheap $10 lap dances definitely play a big part in that. Just like party girls, you can’t just get one.

Strip Clubs Montreal

Chez Parée

We saved the best for last. We’ve spent many a drunk night getting one too many lap dances in Chez Parée. A long time favorite of visiting NHL players, Chez Parée has been a quality strip club for over 10 years now and plays host to some of the hottest strippers in Montreal. If you only have time to hit up one strip club, you have to pay a visit to Chez Parée. You’ll be impressed with the quality of the girls and even Vegas can’t beat $15 full contact lap dances.

Best Strip Clubs Montreal

 

Posted on: 04 Jun 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Best Value For Your Bachelor Party In Montreal

We’d say these tips are the best bang for your buck, but you’d get the wrong idea. Connected Montreal has been in the bachelor planning business for over a decade so we’ve seen every bachelor party success and failure out there (some we wish we could unsee). We know your weekend will include a healthy dose of booze and boobs with an unmistakable wafting odor of regret and broken dreams. Let us help you save some money, set you up nicely for your divorce party, and have one of the best weekends of your life in Montreal. These add-ons are the best value out there for your bachelor party.

Bachelor Party House Rental

Unlike Las Vegas, Montreal’s hotel suites do not have multiple bedrooms. A presidential suite at any of the top hotels in Montreal will cost you at least $2,000 a night and can only sleep 1 or 2 people. Our house rentals, however, offer incredible value for any group. They are the same cost per night, but sleep 15+ and have extra amenities such as pool tables, BBQ, and Ping Pong. They are bachelor party friendly with large open space for your entire group and all are ideally located near the hottest bars and clubs in Montreal.    

Bachelor House

Supper Clubs

What is a supper club you ask? Great question. A supper club is a restaurant that after dinner, dims the lights, and the place turns into a club. They are extremely exclusive and are difficult to get into without connections since they have some of the hottest girls and models on staff.  Supper clubs offer tremendous value for your group by allowing them to stay in one place to have dinner and party. Your group won’t have to deal with the logistics of moving around. Luckily for you, we are in the know and can get you into some of the best supper clubs in Montreal.  

Strippers

We have bad news and good news. The bad news is Montreal’s pool party game is weak due to bad weather for most of the year. The good news, however, is that strippers don’t care about the weather and getting a show is a great daytime activity that’s also a lot cheaper than any pool party VIP. The show we recommend to bring your bachelor party to the next level is a two-girl lesbian show or relive your college days, playing topless beer pong with strippers in the privacy of your hotel or bachelor pad. We have done demanding research (someone has to) looking high and low across Montreal for the best looking, fun girls for your viewing pleasure. Your welcome. Who wouldn’t want two young, smoking hot girls going at each other right in front of you? To our knowledge, there is not one guy that has come away from the show disappointed, but there are many guests who regret not getting the private show. Don’t have regret, get the show.

 

Schwartz’s

If you know anything about Montreal, you know that trying smoked meat is a must while visiting the city. Visit on a weekend though, and you could be facing at least an hour waiting in line. Nothing makes a hangover worse than standing in line. Instead, skip the line, stay drunk by playing some topless beer pong with hot girls, and have Schwartz’s catered. It’s unmatched value. Rally the troops, be hungover, wait in line, and waste time or stay drunk, hangout with hot girls, and eat delicious smoked meat without even moving from your rental house’s couch. It’s an obvious choice.

Party Girls

After booze, girls are the second most important factor in having an (un)memorable weekend. Don’t be those guys that think they are too cool and can have models on their arms within hours of arriving. The girls don’t need you, you need the girls to not look lame and have your bachelor party be the ultimate sausage fest wherever you go. Just like our show girls, our party girls are handpicked hot, college girls that know how to have a great time and laugh at your terrible jokes. Get party girls and maybe you’ll have an epic story or two to get inducted into our hall of fame.

Posted on: 27 Apr 2018
Posted by: Grant Simon
Montreal Trip Review: Little people, Big fun

The bachelor party review you are about to read is true: names have been changed to protect the innocent. Enjoy the recap of this wild Montreal trip.

The Call

picture James (fake name) called me a few weeks ago and told me that he was coming to Montreal  from New York for his best buddy’s bachelor party and like any best man he wanted to make it memorable.  The main issue James had was that everyone was in or just out of med school and that the funds were tight.  I assured James that we can make a bachelor party crazy on any budget, guiding him where and where not to spend.

The setup

pictureThe first place I was able to save James some coin was by setting them up at a 3 star hotel. The package I built for them included rooms at the Holiday Inn Express Downtown. Wait, I know what you’re thinking, that’s ghetto. At first glance, it may seem that way but this particular Holiday Inn Express is a few blocks from the nightlife. All the rooms are studio suites meaning there is a kitchen, 2 beds and a pull out couch, making it one of the best choices for sleeping 4 people comfortably on a tight budget. Overall, this hotel in Montreal is a great choice if your group does not demand a 4 star or better. By placing James here I was able to free up some cap room for the festivities.

Lesbians

pictureWhile James and his buddies did do the typical strip clubs and night clubs with bottle service (Bottle service is a must at least one of the nights) they wanted something over the top.  I always try to encourage our guests to get a lesbian show at their hotel. It easily becomes the centre piece of the weekend and is something people always remember fondly. We hand pick the girls ourselves (our interview process) and deliver a show unlike any other.

I sent them the two beauties.  Needless to say, James and his buddies were slapping me high fives with huge grins on their face after the show. Best of all, the price of a full blown lesbian show breaks down price wise to same as a couple lap dances per person, offering more bang for your buck.

Bring in the Big Guns

pictureAfter the show I set the guys up at Buona Notte one of the hottest supper clubs in Montreal. This place is where celebrities and the big boys go to party. The waitresses are all model hot and get real attention. Patrons here are used to popping multiple bottles and trying to out do the table next to them. While in a few years, James and his buddies will be able to order the bottles of Cristal (like our Grand Prix clients) to get attention, they did hire the right guy for the job. We opened the Connected tool chest and brought out our secret weapon : Harry The Midget.

 

pictureHarry is our little person friend who parties like a rock star. He’s better than any magnum of Cristal you can buy, guaranteed. If you really want to pickup or get attention include a midget bartender in your package!  For less than a price of a few bottles, Harry is up on the table dancing and pouring drinks for the boys.  EVERYONE notices, instantly we became the center of attention at the hottest nightclub in Montreal. Girls flocked to our table all wanting to take pictures with Harry and the cold model-like waitresses came over and partied with us all night. Everyone had more girls around them then they knew what to do with.

It does not matter how small your budget is, we will makes sure you guys have the time of your lives. Give us a call 1-877-690-4919  and we will take care of the rest.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted on: 12 Mar 2013
Posted by: Oren