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How A Group Of Guys From The South Spent $100K On Their Montreal Bachelor Party

Now THIS is how to have an epic bachelor party! Just when we thought we had seen it all, we ended up having one of our craziest bachelor party weekends yet. These guys blew our previous ultimate bachelor party package out of the friggin’ water with this one. You may think that some of what I’m about to tell you is crazy, or even made up, but I promise, this is how some lucky bastards recently did it.

The Arrival

The group featured 24 dudes from down South. They were all very laid back guys with that classic southern charm. One particularly generous gentleman flew everyone down on his private jet and ended up footing most of the bill. I guess it’s a good time to own a chain of fast-food chicken restaurants in the South. Their arrival was just a small sign of the things to come. Waiting for the group on the tarmac was a limousine filled with strippers. Once everyone piled in, we set off to one of the nicest boutique hotels in downtown Montreal, where we set the guys up with the presidential suite and individual private rooms.

Getting Rowdy At The Hotel

Activity number one was a quick party at the suite, where 10 girls put on quite a show. The party featured a fully-stocked bar and some topless beer pong. Then we brought in the party girls. A party girl’s importance should not be undervalued. Regardless of a group’s size or budget, party girls really add to the party. We scour the city and spend countless research & development hours (Facebook profile stalking) to find the right girls to take any party to the next level. The right party girl will take any tension off the group and attract even more girls. This is just science. So, we brought in 12 of the youngest, hottest and most impressionable party girls that Montreal has to offer. It’s important to find a girl before she becomes jaded and too accustomed to the good life. As they say, you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.

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The Last Supper

For dinner, we went to the best steakhouse in Canada. That’s where the drinks REALLY got flowing. It started with a $9000 6L bottle of Dom Perignon. I don’t mean the toilet water 2004 stuff; I’m talking the 1994 bottle. That was followed up by a $6000 9L bottle of wine. There was seafood towers, caviar tins, and of course, steaks. Half-way through the meal, while everyone was eating, we had some girls come put on a show on the table that involved a different type of eating. Now that’s a pretty fantastic centrepiece if you ask me!

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Find Me In The Club, Bottles Full Of Bub

Following dinner, we took the boys and girls to the club, where a special section filled with bottles was awaiting them. Our midget bartender took care of the group all night long, and one of the guys in the group was so hammered that it took him over an hour to realize that his bartender was a little person. The night continued on that pace, as the guys partied at the club until the morning hours. This was just night one, though. There was still much more to come.

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Day Two

The next day started with another private suite party, only featuring some college football on the screens. Of course, we got strippers to wear the jerseys of their alma mater. That was a nice touch. After the game, we rented out an entire spa for massages. After a long night of strenuous partying, it’s important to relax and take care of the body a little bit.

Following the massages, we went to the supper club. This time, we brought out 18 party girls for the occasion. That’s more than an NBA roster. The guys must have enjoyed the over-sized bottle of wine from the previous night, because they ordered a few more. It wasn’t long before things started to get wild. Girls were taking off their tops, guys were throwing money in the air, and the expensive champagne was flowing like a water fountain. We had the attention of the entire club. It was such a scene that when PK Subban and Georges St-Pierre randomly showed up at the same location, nobody seemed to notice.

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The Final Conclusion

By the end of it all, the group had managed to spend $100,000 on their epic Montreal bachelor party, and every penny of it was worth it. This is definitely one for the record books that will be very tough for anyone to top. Never say never, though.

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Posted on: 05 Nov 2015
Posted by: Tyler Lemco
Worst Montreal Bachelor Party Ideas

Since nobody in Montreal has hosted more bachelor parties than us, we have seen more than our fair share of mistakes. In no particular order, these are the worst Montreal bachelor party ideas:

Inviting the Bride’s Side of the Family

pictureYou are on a bachelor party not a bird-watching trip. Things will get crazy and there will be more than a few lapses in judgment. While the groom might behave himself, the same can’t be said for the rest of the group. Sure, your old college roommate thought the groom would enjoy having “strippers” sent to the room, which he happens to share with the bride’s father. And what if the father of the bride also thinks that’s a good idea? All and all, there are countless combinations of awkward situations that will occur if you invite members of the bride’s family.

Not Going to a Montreal Strip Club

pictureMontreal is known for its strip clubs. Bachelor parties love going to strip clubs. Therefore, avoiding strip clubs is one of the worst Montreal bachelor party ideas you can make. Would you go to Italy with a bunch of foodies and stop to eat at McDonald’s? While visiting a strip club is usually out of the way or a money pit, the clubs in Montreal are close by and very affordable. Remember, the bachelor party is a group trip not just for the bachelor.

Not Going Out for a Nice Dinner

pictureI get that some people are trying to come up with some cheap bachelor party ideas, but you should plan at least one nice meal. Montreal is known for its food. As a plus-sized fellow and foodie, I take great offense to groups that come to Montreal and order Domino’s to the room. One of the best parts about traveling is sampling the local cuisine. Even simply going to a steakhouse can create a memorable experience.

Going for a Huge Meal then Straight to a Nightclub

pictureWhile Montreal does have amazing food, make sure you leave some time between dinner and going to the club. It’s best to put the obligatory strip club visit in between dinner and the nightclub. If you don’t, everyone will be stuffed and it’ll make getting intoxicated near impossible. The energy level will be low after a big meal, so we recommend hitting a strip club to get the fire burning again.

 

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Posted on: 27 May 2012
Posted by: Oren
Ideas to Take Your Bachelor Party to the Next Level

I frequently get calls from guys saying, “I’m coming to Montreal and I want to do something crazy!” The real problem here is: what is their idea of crazy? What If my idea of crazy is offensive to them? I may have shocked more than a few people over the years, however, we plan one-of-a-kind bachelor parties in Montreal not Utah. Here are the best bachelor party ideas to make it crazy:

Lots and Lots of Bottlespicture

This is the most tried and true method out there. What crazy story ever began with, “so we were all really sober…”? The best way to make things wild is to add more bottles than you can drink at the club(s) and get all your friends loaded. The risks of this are obvious to everyone over the age of 20, but sometimes the easiest method is the best.

Don’t forget, the more bottles you get, the more status you receive. It will be deemed more humorous when your straight-laced accountant friend removes his pants in the VIP while drinking Goose from a bottle than if he was drinking a Fuzzy Navel shot at the bar.

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When it comes to a crazy bachelor party, this idea takes the cake. A little person coming out and partying with you at the club gets more attention than any bottle of champagne you order. He will party with you, pour you drinks, and best of all, the ladies will flock to your table. A midget rental will leave a lasting impression on everyone.

Have a Private 2+ Girl Show at Your Hotelpicture

As we have outlined before, a private two-girl show is a sure-fire way to impress everyone. While two girls are great, why not add more? Lesbians are like libations: the more you throw into the mix, the better the outcome.

So far, our record is a 10 girl show. Can you say sensory overload? Note: this is not like “Man Vs. Food” if you finish in under an hour it is not free.

If you don’t have the budget for more girls, then why not change up the location? We can have a show in pretty much any private place from a rooftop balcony of a suite to the private room at a steakhouse.

For the best time possible at your bachelor party, mix various amounts of all three ideas for the ultimate Montreal bachelor party.

Posted on: 24 May 2012
Posted by: Oren