The Bros and
Montreal Bachelor Party Itinerary
This sample itinerary is for those guys that care less about blowing money at trendy nightclubs and more about beers, steaks, and strippers. This is for those who are laid back and/or older. We simply want to “make the bachelor party great again”
B&RL – Summary
All weekend
Personal host: Walk you into the night clubs + strip clubs and be your local guide
Customized itinerary: we will plan this out together based on your input
All access to night clubs and strip clubs (no lines/covers)
Dinner reservations (meal not included)
Cover charges
Tips for doorman at Night Clubs and Strip Clubs
Day 1
Topless Beer Pong - 2 girls 2 hours
3L Bottles at the strip club (Grey Goose or equivalent, mixers and tips included)
Day 2
Lesbian show - 2 girls 1 hour
Day 1
2:00 pm - Arrival
Meeting with the host
The bachelor party arrives in Montreal, ready for the weekend. You are greeted by your host who will go over the itinerary with your group and answer any questions you might have. Your host is there to make sure you guys have the best time possible. Crack open a few beers and make sure to listen to his tips about the strip club or you might find yourself doing the walk of shame to the ATM.
3:00 pm - Early Afternoon
Topless Beer Pong
The squad is all here so it’s time to see who still has the skills and who’s washed up. We bring in 2 topless girls to put your beer pong skills to shame and get the competitive juices flowing.
5:00 pm - Early Afternnon
Bar hopping
The boys decide a proper welcome to Montreal is enjoyed with a few drinks. Their host points them to one of Montreal’s best craft beer bars, Dieu de Ciel, Saint Bock, Vices and Versa. These bars will not only satisfy the beer snobs but also the Coors Light crowd who enjoys some good scenery.
7:00 pm - Dinner
Burgers & Beers
The boys keep the dining casual on the first night, grabbing some burgers and beers at Bier Market. If you’re rolling with a crew reminiscent of the Giants O-line then be sure to order the 50oz Bone in Tomahawk steak.
9:30 pm - Early Evening
Strip club
The guys meet back up with their host, who walks them straight into the strip club and introduces them to some of the club’s hottest talent. Our hosts know more strippers then they are willing to admit (some even have shared custody) so they will make sure you get all the proper attention and know the ins and outs. Lap dances here are full contact (think two hand touch) and only $15 so your money will go further than your made up alias (Hollywood Movie Producer). If you have more in the budget, add in some bottles or upgrade to a VIP couch and get comfy since your degenerate friends or rich uncle might be in the back getting lap dances for a while.
11:00 pm - Late Evening (optional)
If you run out of money or want to talk to some girls with non-luxury car first names then it’s time to hit the bars. There are 3 great streets for bar hopping. Depending on the strip club you go to, proximity to each one is within a short drunken stumble.
Day 2
12:00 pm - Brunch
Sadly, due to your old age, your awake at 10am and more hungover than the first time you discovered Jagermeister. Might as well pound a bottle of water, pop a LIPTOR(r), and get a really good brunch in. Montreal has AMAZING breakfast spots, specializing mostly in maple syrup, crepes and eggs benedict. If you’re looking for something that’s quick, delicious and touristy, head to St-Viateur Bagels. Load up on some carb bombs and don’t forget to bring some back to your ungrateful hungover crew. Pro Move: Grab a great third wave coffee at Myriad next door to St-Viateur Bagel.
4:00 pm - Early Afternoon
Girl On Girl Show
Here is where you really ratchet up the insanity. It’s time to give the guys what they want. We will have two strippers come to your place and put on a girl on girl show that’s sure to be a crowd pleaser. This is a perennial favorite and in our professional opinion, there’s no better way to leave a mark on the bachelor party...and the bachelor.
8:00 pm - Dinner
Steakhouse
For dinner, the bachelor party has reservations at one of the best steakhouses in Montreal. The steakhouse is the tried and true bachelor party dinner and there are various options for every budget.
10:00 pm - Late Night
Strip Club
Knowing that you have a few hours remaining before packing it up and heading home, some guys want to take one last shot at the strippers. This is often a last minute call. Thankfully, you have a host that can scout out the venues and let you know if it’s a good or bad last minute call.
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The Hall of Famer
The creme de la creme in terms of what Connected has to offer. Your career stats after this weekend will immediately make you a first ballot Connected Montreal Hall Of Famer. There’s nothing better than this!
The Legend Maker
For the big boys, we bring out all of the toys. This will not only make you a legend among your crew but will certainly leave an impression here in Montreal. You will wonder why you ever wasted your time and shekels in Vegas.
The Full Spread
This Full Spread itinerary is for the group that wants to sample all of our bachelor party activities. This is taking it up one notch from our Greatest Hits itinerary and making the bachelor party even more memorable.
The Greatest Hits
This itinerary is for those guys that want a taste of the majority of activities. We know it can be hard to choose, but for once, you really can have it all!
The B & R L
Let’s make the bachelor party great again! If your crew is more into beer, steaks, and strippers rather than fancy nightclubs, this itinerary is for you.
The Fundamentals
This itinerary is for the group that only needs our help with a few key bachelor party events and is looking to have a great time in Montreal on a tighter budget.
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Stripper Show
Two hand-picked girls will arrive at your hotel or bachelor pad and put on a show that you will save in the memory vault for years to come.
Legs & Eggs Brunch
Erase your hangover with two topless chefs cooking up a breakfast buffet in the buff. You certainly won’t start the morning like this back home.
College Girl & Pubs Crawl
Impressionable young girls will take you and your crew on a pub crawl. It’s more fun being lead around by girls with low GPAs and lower aspirations.
Limos and Strippers
We will pick you up at the airport in a limo with two or more strippers performing an intimate show all the way to where you’re staying.
Topless Beer Pong
Throw a frat inspired party that would make the tri-lambs proud. What better bonding experience than day drinking with some local hotties.
Axe Throwing
Looking to do something Canadian and unique? Axe throwing is one of the best daytime activity and is a great cover up for the other weekend wildness.
Brisket and Breasts
Take it to the next level and have some topless ladies serving piping hot Schwartz’s smoked meat to you on a platter.
Topless Waitress
Have some topless girls serving the food of your choice hot and fresh on a platter. Certainly adds some seasoning to your meat.
Jello Wrestling
Create the royal rumble of your dreams. Four Montreal Strippers battling it out in the jello of your choice. With a midget referee.
Cigars, Strippers & Scotch
Enjoy the company of your friends while indulging in three vices. Rent out your own private cigar lounge and stock it however you want. Cigar, Scotch, Strippers.
Topless Poker Dealer
Every bachelor party needs a competition aspect. Up the ante and go all-in with a high stakes poker. The topless dealer makes bluffing much harder.
Naked Sushi Nyotaimori
Naked body sushi (Also known as Nyotaimori in Japanese) is the ultimate bachelor party idea. This is our most memorable activity and by far our most delicious!
Montreal Bachelor Party House Rentals
Don’t waste your time and risk the bachelor party by booking on Airbnb. We have access to the best house rentals in Montreal that are bachelor party friendly
Save $500-1000 per booking over AirBnB/Vrbo by contacting us directly : 1-877-690-4919
We work directly with the owners to get you the best deals around. All the houses we offer are bachelor party vetted and tested.
- Multiple bedrooms and beds – No weird sleeping arrangements
- Prime location – Walking distance to all the action
- Proper party amenities – large living rooms, pool tables, bars, and more
- No noisy homeowners – party without the hassles
- Licensed properties – Very few houses in Montreal are actually Licensed. Don’t have your party get shut down by the city (Happens all the time).
– Oren & Rod (partners, business not life…)
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