This sample itinerary is for those guys that care less about blowing money at trendy nightclubs and more about beers, steaks, and strippers. This is for those who are laid back and/or older. We simply want to “make the bachelor party great again”
Personal host: Walk you into the night clubs + strip clubs and be your local guide
Customized itinerary: we will plan this out together based on your input
All access to night clubs and strip clubs (no lines/covers)
Dinner reservations (meal not included)
Tips for doorman at Night Clubs and Strip Clubs
Topless Beer Pong - 2 girls 2 hours
3L Bottles at the strip club (Grey Goose or equivalent, mixers and tips included)
Lesbian show - 2 girls 1 hour
The bachelor party arrives in Montreal, ready for the weekend. You are greeted by your host who will go over the itinerary with your group and answer any questions you might have. Your host is there to make sure you guys have the best time possible. Crack open a few beers and make sure to listen to his tips about the strip club or you might find yourself doing the walk of shame to the ATM.
The squad is all here so it’s time to see who still has the skills and who’s washed up. We bring in 2 topless girls to put your beer pong skills to shame and get the competitive juices flowing.
The boys decide a proper welcome to Montreal is enjoyed with a few drinks. Their host points them to one of Montreal’s best craft beer bars, Dieu de Ciel, Saint Bock, Vices and Versa. These bars will not only satisfy the beer snobs but also the Coors Light crowd who enjoys some good scenery.
The boys keep the dining casual on the first night, grabbing some burgers and beers at Bier Market. If you’re rolling with a crew reminiscent of the Giants O-line then be sure to order the 50oz Bone in Tomahawk steak.
The guys meet back up with their host, who walks them straight into the strip club and introduces them to some of the club’s hottest talent. Our hosts know more strippers then they are willing to admit (some even have shared custody) so they will make sure you get all the proper attention and know the ins and outs. Lap dances here are full contact (think two hand touch) and only $15 so your money will go further than your made up alias (Hollywood Movie Producer). If you have more in the budget, add in some bottles or upgrade to a VIP couch and get comfy since your degenerate friends or rich uncle might be in the back getting lap dances for a while.
If you run out of money or want to talk to some girls with non-luxury car first names then it’s time to hit the bars. There are 3 great streets for bar hopping. Depending on the strip club you go to, proximity to each one is within a short drunken stumble.
Sadly, due to your old age, your awake at 10am and more hungover than the first time you discovered Jagermeister. Might as well pound a bottle of water, pop a LIPTOR(r), and get a really good brunch in. Montreal has AMAZING breakfast spots, specializing mostly in maple syrup, crepes and eggs benedict. If you’re looking for something that’s quick, delicious and touristy, head to St-Viateur Bagels. Load up on some carb bombs and don’t forget to bring some back to your ungrateful hungover crew. Pro Move: Grab a great third wave coffee at Myriad next door to St-Viateur Bagel.
Here is where you really ratchet up the insanity. It’s time to give the guys what they want. We will have two strippers come to your place and put on a girl on girl show that’s sure to be a crowd pleaser. This is a perennial favorite and in our professional opinion, there’s no better way to leave a mark on the bachelor party...and the bachelor.
For dinner, the bachelor party has reservations at one of the best steakhouses in Montreal. The steakhouse is the tried and true bachelor party dinner and there are various options for every budget.
Knowing that you have a few hours remaining before packing it up and heading home, some guys want to take one last shot at the strippers. This is often a last minute call. Thankfully, you have a host that can scout out the venues and let you know if it’s a good or bad last minute call.