Top 5 Things That are Legal in Montreal

Though Vegas is known as Sin City, Montreal is the most liberal North American city when it comes to legal vices. It’s to your advantage while you’re in Montreal for a bachelor party to be aware of what you can get away with, legally speaking. Here’s our top five Montreal activities:

5. Betting on Sports

There’s always a game on in Montreal, and people putting money on it. If you want to test your luck outside the casino, try playing the sports book at anywhere lottery tickets are sold. If you want to see your financial failure/success live, try a sports bar.

4. Drunk Teenagers

The legal drinking age in Montreal is 18, the lowest in North America. This means high school and college-age girls are at the bars, drinking hard and becoming a lot more fun, and suggestible. If that’s your thing, we know exactly where to go, and if not, where to avoid. The legal age also entails that you can bring your younger brother to the bachelor party, and show him the best time of his young life, without his obviously fake ID causing problems at the door.

3. Touching Strippers

There are strip clubs, and then there are strip clubs where the girls make most of their money from clients’ touching them. Montreal has very few of the first, compared to the number of full contact strip clubs in the city. Why that is should be self-explanatory. Private dances are such a popular feature for good reason — anywhere but between the legs.

2. Exotic Massages

Happy endings are the beginning of the services offered at the erotic massage parlours AKA “jack shacks” throughout the city. For instance, a full body massage means that she massages yours with hers (and usually a generous amount of oil). Certain places, and some of our favorites, tend to be more discreet. Best of all the employees of these fine establishments are from Montreal, not a shipping container. The quality is far beyond what you typically find.

1. Lesbianism

One visit to a Montreal strip club and you will quickly learn that lesbianism is allowed at the clubs (sans insertion). For a nominal fee of $20 per girl per hour  two ladies (who were raised with a lack of a father figure) will go down on each other. If you think that is exciting, for a way better time we can provide you with a private show at your hotel that will impress the whole group.